"Open mouth, insert feet (yes, FEET. As in PLURAL), chew vigorously to knees. Continue to hips if needed for extraordinarily stupid and/or intrusive questions."
Hahahaha! I love that visual! You guys are killin' me!
I'm so glad you guys are backing me up on this. Lori Foster told me the same thing happens to her all the time, so I guess I have many years of awkward questions ahead of me. :)