Once upon a time, I could tell you the stats on every kid ever listed on milk cartons. If we went out to eat, I was overjoyed when we went to any restaurant with advert- covered placemats. I eagerly devoured all I ever needed to know about Century 21 realtors, Roto Rooter services, and no fault divorce offerings from local lawyers. I took it to crazier levels though. Did you know if you try to read while skateboarding that you will probably fall facefirst and eat pavement? I know that now.