J.M. Kelley

1 comment posted.

Re: Wild About Rachel (12:59pm September 25, 2014):

Once upon a time, I could tell you the stats on every kid
ever listed on milk cartons. If we went out to eat, I was
overjoyed when we went to any restaurant with advert-
covered placemats. I eagerly devoured all I ever needed
to know about Century 21 realtors, Roto Rooter services,
and no fault divorce offerings from local lawyers. I took
it to crazier levels though. Did you know if you try to
read while skateboarding that you will probably fall
facefirst and eat pavement? I know that now.