There is nothing quite as funny as Ixtab, the Goddess of
Suicide, or at least she tries to be. Ixtab has lived for
over seventy thousand years avoiding accidently touching
anyone. Every person she touches kills themselves.
Therefore Ixtab's sense of humor may not be as funny to
everyone else as it is to her. Ixtab, the other deities,
vampires, and special humans are trying to stop the
apocalypse.
Ixtab has been doing her work of freeing people
from pain and transferring that pain to evil people while
living in remorse for the death of the man she loved over
one hundred years ago, getting by day by day. Then Ixtab is
sent by her deity siblings to help a world-renowned
physicist Dr. Antonio Acero work on a Mayan tablet. The
tablet is believed to be able to help stop the apocalypse.
As soon as Ixtab sees Antonio she is reminded of her lost
love. Though it's painful she has to work with him because
she is bound to help humanity and he may be capable of
saving humanity and stopping the apocalypse. There are many
surprises in store for Ixtab and Antonio as they are drawn
together time and time again. As the bond between them
begins to grow the world becomes more dangerous and so do
their enemies.
Ixtab, Antonio, and the Gods are a riot a minute as they
try to discover how to stop the upcoming apocalypse and
stop Ixtab's sister Cimil. Cimil a Goddess has been
planning and scheming for hundreds of years and no one can
figure out if it's to stop the Apocalypse or start it. She
has caused unmitigated amounts of damage to the Gods and
humanity. Cimil has broken numerous laws of the Gods. She
must be stopped and brought to justice. The question of the
story is can she be stopped and just how far ahead did she
plan.
VAMPIRES NEED NOT... APPLY? is a fun and funny book part of
the Accidentally Yours series. Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
has
created a hilarious world full of Gods and Goddess that are
so imperfect and crazy it makes your own family seem
normal. You will get a good laugh and see how story book
true love is suppose to be if all is completely messed up
and you're surrounded by people who are vampires and ex-
Gods and other mystical creatures and most important
crazy.
Meet Dr. Antonio Acero. Heir to Spain's wealthiest family, world-renowned physicist, and dedicated bachelor. While on vacation in southern Mexico, Antonio discovers an ancient Mayan tablet. Local legends say it contains magical properties, properties that could put his stalling research on the map. But is this really his lucky break? When Antonio attempts to put the tablet to use, he'll discover that Fate has other plans. Her name is Ixtab, and she's quite possibly the deadliest deity who ever lived.
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