"Good morning, sunshine." Haley flashes me a devious grin.
"What a night, huh? Four hundred and eighty-two dollars. Is
that what you usually pull for thoseโฆodd jobs?"
Oh God, this is bad. Really bad. Like moving to Duluth to
live with Mom bad. My stomach twists, and I stumble out of
bed, heading straight for the bathroom. I don't even get the
door all the way shut before I'm leaning over the toilet,
puking up way too many shots of rum. Never again. Never again.
I wait for the heaving to stop before flushing the toilet
and leaning over the sink to rinse my mouth. Still a bit
unsettled, I sit down on the bathroom floor and lean against
the tub. I almost forget Haley's presence in my house until
the door creaks all the way open and she's standing in front
of me, holding a glass of water.
She hands it to me, surprisingly lacking the judgmental look
I'd been expecting.
"Thanks," I croak out after taking a long drink. "Sorry.
About sleeping through our study session or project session
or whateverโฆ"
Haley squats down and assesses me. "Your eyes are really
red. You're not a drug addict, are you?"
"Shit. My contacts." That would explain the glued-together
feeling my eyes had this morning. And the fact that they're
burning right now. I pull myself to my feet and fumble
around in the medicine cabinet for my solution. Relief hits
the instant my eyes are free of those things. But the world
blurs in front of me. Haley walks out of the bathroom then
pops back in, holding my glasses.
"I didn't know you wore contacts," she says.
"Just to play hockey."
"And for work, right?"
The grin I saw right when I woke up returns to her face.
This little screwup on my part is going to cost me. Big
time. I put my glasses on and spin to face Haley. "I went
out with my older brother last night after work. He likes to
mess with me."
She smooths out the grin and offers a nod. "Okay, so your
older brother likes to mess with you by covering your body
in lipstick, stuffing thongs into your pockets, and
droppingโฆoh, like, four hundred dollars into your pants.
That makes perfect sense. I don't have a brother, but if I
did, I'm sure that's what he'd do to me."
Well, it is partly true. I hung out with Braden after work,
but we were still at work and there were lots of others
around, tooโmostly female others. And Paco. And DannyโฆI
think Rowdy, too.
"I'll tell you what, Fletch," Haley says, reaching around me
and turning the knobs on the shower. "I'll give you two
choicesโฆone, you can tell me the truth about that little job
of yours and I'll leave you alone with your hangover. Or
two, you can clean yourself up and get your head together
and do some work with me, and I'll forget about the panties
and the money and the lipstickโฆ"
I doubt she'll forget anything, but I have to hold out hope
at least. I glance warily at her. "Option two. Definitely two."
The smirk on Haley's face is gonna be forever etched into my
memory. She knew I'd pick option two. She points to the
shower and gives me a little wave. "I'll be in the living
room hanging out with Vixen."
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