Zoe Sinclair carded three overflowing beer steins toward
the darkened comer of the bar, ignoring the catcalls and
cries of "Hey, baby, bring 'era over here!" coming from
the men at tables around the room. The calls came in
perfect counter-point to the beep-beep of the video poker
machines lined up against the wall by the door. The
cigarette smoke was thick and blue in the low-ceilinged
room, and Zoe wouldn't have it any other way.
She was emphatically not a waitress--never had been, never
would be, no matter how tight her money got--but she had
perfected the three-stein carry in the nineteenth century,
when she spent way too much time in German beer gardens,
trying to find a secret doorway to Faerie that she'd heard
about in Munich. She never found that German doorway, but
she had come away with some practical skills, most of them
having to do with beer.
O'Hasie's Pub was crowded tonight, which meant that one of
the downtown casinos was hosting a major poker tournament.
O'Hasie's was on the wrong side of Fremont Street, as far
from the Fremont Street Experience as a walker could get.
O'Hasie's catered mainly to the locals, but during major
downtown tournaments, the poker players--usually the
losing ones--made their way through the drug dealers and
hookers who found refuge in this last unDisneyfied section
of Vegas, and stopped at O'Hasie's for some refreshment.
If Zoe had remembered that this was the big event, she
would have suggested a different bar. But there were so
many casinos in Las Vegas now, each with its own round of
tournaments and concerts and special events, that she
couldn't keep track of any of them.
Whenever Zoe went to a tourist venue, she wore the
traditional costume of the traveling American: blue jeans,
logo t-shirt, and sneakers. What she usually liked about
O'Hasie's was that no tourists ventured close to it
(except during major tournaments), and she could dress
however she pleased.
Tonight she wore a black skirt with a slit along the side,
and a see-through blouse over a black t-shirt. She topped
it all with a small black fedora on her chin-length black
hair. Certainly not camouflage clothes. The tourists
looked at her as if she were a member of Vegas's exotic
nightlife.
Zoe managed to make it all the way to the back without
spilling a drop--not a mean trick, considering how wobbly
her stiletto heels were on the pilled carpet. She skirted
around two bulky women in green Fitzgerald's t-shirts, and
headed for the booth next to the restrooms.
The booth had the benefit of privacy. It had tall sides
made of the original mahogany wood that had once graced
O'Hasie's. In the many remodels this bar had undergone
since 1955, the mahogany mostly disappeared, except in a
few surprising places--this booth, the corridor leading to
the restrooms, and an old-fashioned, glass-doored phone
cubicle just past the men's room door.
A small, red-shaded lamp glued to the wall above the table
gave the booth an even greater air of privacy. From the
bar, the patrons sitting in the booth were impossible to
see.
But as she stepped across a rip in the carpet that had
been there since 1983, the booth came into view. Its red
upholstery looked particularly seedy, and the plastic oak-
veneer tabletop, which someone had replaced the old wooden
tables with four decades ago, had dried water stains that
looked orange in the weird light.
Her friends, Herschel and Gaylord, were using two straws
to slap a wadded-up straw wrapper back and forth as if it
were a hockey puck. They were bent across the table, the
game obviously serious, as games always were with the two
of them.
They looked enough alike to be brothers, even though they
weren't. They both had thick black hair, slightly pointed
ears, and slender forms that they tried to hide under
heavy leather jackets covered with lots of chains and
metal. Lately Herschel had tried to toughen up his pretty
face with piercings, but the studs in his nose emphasized
its small, perfect shape, and the rings in the eyebrows
only served to accent their upswept arch, which made them
look like wings. Nothing these two guys could do--not even
Gaylord's bruised right eye--could take away from their
unearthly beauty.
Zoe set the steins down, then slid one to Herschel and the
other to Gaylord. She took the third stein for herself and
sat down next to Herschel, adjusting her skirt so the slit
didn't show quite as much thigh to the drunk and
disappointed poker players.
"You screwed up the arena," Gaylord said, raising his
straw as if it were a lance. "You got water all over the
playing surface?”
Zoe picked up the crumpled wrapper, rolled it into a
perfect ball between her manicured fingertips, and then
tossed it into the wastebasket halfway across the room.
She hit the basket, but didn't shout Two points! like she
normally would have.
Instead, she leaned back in the booth and said, "We've had
enough table hockey for the night."
"You know, Zo" Herschel said, tugging on a ring at the
corner of his delicate mouth, "there are times yon are no
fun at all."
Zoe sipped the foam on her beer, wishing this bar had
something more exotic than Heineken on tap. "'I've got two
divorces, one insurance fraud case, and one missing
dachshund to find, so if you two--"
"Missing dachsund?" Gaylord giggled. The sound was high-
pitched and infectious, and caught the attention of the
poker players at a nearby table. They looked at Gaylord in
shock, probably trying to decide how old he was. When
Gaylord giggled like that, he sounded like he was three.
"Zo" Gaylord said, "you're better than finding missing
dogs."
"It's my job" Zoe said. "I take the work that interests
me."
"Since when did you become a pet detective?" Herschel
asked.
Zoe felt a thread of irritation. "Since the client came to
my office. Which is where I'm going to go if you two don't
tell me why I'm here."
"Zo, Zo, Zo,” Gaylord said. "You should get your money the
old-fashioned way. You should conjure it"
He clapped his hands together and stacks of neatly
wrapped, hundred-dollar bills littered the tabletop.
"I don't do that," Zoe said. "You know that"
She believed in earning her way through hard work, not
magic. Besides, she was a mage, subject to the judgement
of the Fates, and the rule of the Powers That Be.