"Go", "Two minutes", was hollered out. Alex felt nervous
even though most of the men at the speed–dating
meeting didn't appear her type. The fact that they wouldn't
find her their type bothered her most.
"Hi, my name is Rick. I work at a comic book store" was
all Alex heard. He had shoulder length hair, a beard and his
shirt was wrinkled. "Your turn".
"Hi, I'm Alex. A widow. Customer service rep. My
daughter just got married." She was on auto–pilot.
She repeated the same thing with every guy. "Tell me more
about yourself," was her next line so she wouldn't have to
really participate. And they did.
Why did she agree to do this? Kathleen was crazy. She
actually looked like she was having fun.
"Go! Two minutes."
And it repeated, this time with a manager of Burger King.
Ugh! These men were so boring. It's no wonder they couldn't
find dates. "I love reading and watching science fiction. I
have the complete set of Star Wars collectables."
This was pure torture. Kathleen owed her. Having her
eyebrows waxed was better than this.
"Go! Two minutes".
This one had a real job. "I work at a bank."
"Oh, what do you do?" Alex was a bit intrigued.
"Oh, I meant to say I worked a bank. Until I went to
jail for embezzling. I have served my time and am looking
for work right now. I'm on probation for five years,"
Mitchell said with a smile.
"Isn't that a felony?" Alex couldn't believe she was
having this conversation.
"Yeah, I'll get a job soon. I'm staying with my mom
right now. She has plenty of room and doesn't mind if I
bring the ladies by," he managed with a wink.
"Go! Two minutes".
Thank God it was almost over! Alex was never going to
repeat this experience. As her last speed–date babbled
on about his inability to wear corrective shoes, Alex
watched Kathleen laugh and chat away with hers. Kathleen
looked like she really enjoyed doing this. Alex was in
awe––and misery.
When it was finally over Alex and Kathleen headed to the
bar for a drink to compare notes.
"This was too much fun! These guys are a riot! I think I
may meet the ex–con for drinks later!" Kathleen
giggled at the thought of her possible date.
"Are you insane?" Alex couldn't believe her ears.
"Did you not have fun Alex?" Kathleen looked genuinely
surprised.
"Kathleen, I realize your fun and my fun are two totally
different things. You know I would do anything for you but
NEVER ask me to do this again! It was pure torture!" Alex
didn't mean to come across so agitated but she just couldn't
help it.
Kathleen looked a bit hurt but after her first margarita
she was understanding and agreed to take her sister next
time. Alex couldn't wait to get home, take a long shower and
crawl into bed. Suddenly, being alone sounded wonderful.