Rain and hail hitting the door was one thing. A woman was
another.
She ran into it at full speed, and Max stared, seeing long
blond hair stick wetly to the glass panel, a small nose
smooshed up hard, red and looking miserably cold. The rain
came down in a curtain, muffling her grunt but not
obliterating it entirely.
Cleo took an instant dislike to the intruder.
Hurrying around the counter of his sister's bookstore, Max
opened the door. The small feminine bundle tumbled limply
inside. At first Max thought she'd been shot or bludgeoned
on the back of the head. In a fury he stepped over her and
peered through the downpour, looking for another body, for
any type of threat. There wasn't anyone there. Just the
miserable rain.
Cleo continued to complain and snarl and as Max knelt down
by the felled body, which now moaned loudly, he
said, "Pipe down, you mean-tempered bitch."
The woman on the floor gasped, rolled over onto her back,
and started to open her eyes. She moaned again instead.
"I'm wounded," she snarled, every bit as ferocious as Cleo.
"I could certainly do without your abuse!"
"I wasn't…" Max stopped when she got one eye peeped open.
It was a startling, dark blue eye, fringed by dark brown
lashes. It was just the one eye, not even both, but he
felt the impact of her gaze like a kick.
Cleo snuffled closer, poking her wet nose against the
woman's face while emitting a low growl.
"Where are you wounded," Max asked, still not sure why
she'd thrown herself against the door, or why she was
still on the floor.
"All over." That one eye regarded him steadily. "Even my
teeth are rattled, so the least you can do is not insult
me while I'm still down."
Max wondered if that meant he could insult her when she
got up. If she got up. She didn't seem to be in any rush
to do so.
"Cleo," he explained, more quietly this time, "is my dog.
And she is mean-tempered, but not really ferocious. She
won't hurt you."
"I'm not afraid of dogs." Even in her less than auspicious
position, she managed to appear affronted by the very
idea, then she turned her disgruntled one-eyed frown on
Cleo, who whimpered in surprise. "I just don't want snout
tracks on my cheek."
Max hid a grin. "C'mere, Cleo. Leave the lady alone." Cleo
obeyed — a first as far as Max could recall. She came
immediately to his side, but continued to grumble out of
one side of her mouth, making her doggy lips vibrate,
while keeping her watchful attention on the downed female.
A puddle had formed around the woman and since she
continued to recline there on the tile floor, apparently
at her leisure, Max looked for injuries. He found instead
a rather attractive if petite bosom covered in a white T-
shirt that read I Give Good Peach.
His brows rose. What the hell did that mean?
The shirt, now soaked through, was practically transparent
and put on display a lacy pink bra beneath. Not that he
was looking. Nope. He'd made a deal with Cleo, and he
intended to keep to his word. He stroked his fingers
through Cleo's ruff, just to reassure her.
The damn dog looked beyond dubious.
Maybe she knew him better than he knew himself. "Are you
okay?" Max asked the woman, in lieu of what he was really
thinking, which had to do generally with her wet shirt and
specifically with what it was molded to. He would distract
himself. But it'd be easier if she'd just get up.
With what appeared to be a lot of undue effort, she got
both eyes opened and stared at him. "I'm seeing two of
you," she muttered in surprise, "and surely that's a
fantasy, not reality."
"A fantasy, huh?" Maybe she was delirious. Maybe she was
drunk.
Maybe she was fodder for his next advice column. No sooner
than he thought it, Max discarded the idea. It was just a
tad too far-fetched to be believed. Even for his eclectic
audience, who so far seemed to believe anything he told
them.
One small hand lifted to flap in his face, the gesture
making Cleo positively livid. The female human ignored the
female dog.
"Well, you know what you look like, I assume. Two of you
would be…never mind." As if just realizing what she'd
said, she cleared her throat. "Yes, I think I'm okay."
Max had never met a woman like her, and that was saying
something since he'd known a lot of women. He was so
knowledgeable on the subject of females, in fact, that his
column was a rousing success — written anonymously, of
course. Even his family had no idea that he wrote it.
They all thought he was jobless.
This woman was most definitely different. She was
flirting, then withdrawing — all while stretched out in
sodden disarray on the tile floor. "You're sure?"
"My pride is permanently damaged," she admitted, "but
beyond that I believe I'll live." She pushed herself into
a sitting position, long legs stretched out before her.
Cleo again tried to sniff her, but when the woman turned
that blue-eyed stare on her, Cleo whimpered, backed away,
and from a safe distance, started snarling again.
Max could understand that. Her eyes were incredible. Not
the color, the shape or the size. But the intensity.
"Where's Annie?" the woman asked, looking around the
bookstore with an air of familiarity.
"You know my sister?"
"I've bought tons of books here," she explained, "to use
in my work. Annie and I've gotten to know each other
pretty well over the past year. Now we're friends." Then
she asked, "Why was the door latched?"
Cleo, suddenly acting brave, inched one paw closer and the
woman absently petted her. Outraged, Cleo yapped and
howled, and the woman ignored her bluster while continuing
to stroke the dog's too-small head.
Amazed, Max could do no more than stare. No one other than
he had ever ignored Cleo's hostile swagger to give her
affection. Max looked the woman over again, this time with
a different type of interest. His heart beat just a little
too fast.
He was on a bride hunt, and since his bride absolutely had
to get along with his dog — he was marrying for the dog,
after all, to give Cleo a stable home and the love and
acceptance she'd never had — he couldn't help taking note
of the somewhat tenuous friendship forming right before
his eyes. It amazed him.
It warmed his cynical heart.
In a way, it even made him horny. But then, the rain had
made him horny, too. Hell, he'd been so long without, a
smack in the head would have turned him on. The only
action he'd seen lately had been in the damn newspaper
column, and that sure as hell wasn't enough to appease a
man of his appetites.
The woman snapped her fingers in front of his
face. "Where'd you go, big guy?"
Max laughed. "Sorry. My mind wandered."
"I could see that." She looked him over slowly, brazenly,
then asked, "Why are you in here with the door latched?"
Max remembered that his sister had the habit of leaving
the door cocked open, something both he and Daniel had
grumbled about endlessly, which was probably why Annie
continued to do it. She lived to irritate her brothers.
"Annie isn't here, and the storm kept whistling through
the door, so I closed it. I hadn't figured on many people
shopping today anyway. And of course, I hadn't counted on
a woman throwing herself against it." More softly, because
she had that effect on him, he said, "That must have hurt."
She sluiced water off her arms, and wrung out her hair. "I
nearly knocked myself silly, but I'll survive."