Seth McDuffee

Seth McDuffee is the literary equivalent of a mullet: business in the front, party in the back. When he's not penning bestsellers like "Good Boy" and "Big Sneaky Barbarian," he fancies himself a musician, a marketer, and moonlights as a freestyle rollerdisco instructor.

A towering giant with hair long enough to give Rapunzel a complex, Seth's writing career began shortly after his crushing defeat in the first round of a third-grade spelling bee. (The word was "bologna," and he's been trying to prove it's a made-up word ever since.)

When not busy disappointing elementary school spelling judges or annoying his neighbors with his ten-hour renditions of “Wagon Wheel” on the theremin, Seth can be found in his kitchen, where he uses his classical culinary training to perfect the art of microwaving Hot Pockets.

Critics have called his work "mostly readable" and "probably not plagiarized." His mother thinks he's very handsome. He lives in the Midwest with his tiny, irritating dog and bombshell fiancée Michaela.