Neeley Bratcher

Neeley Bratcher has been called a "comic genius" by her unbelievably intelligent mother! She has been called "Central Illinois' answer to Janet Evanovich" by a completely imaginary person! And her husband says, "I'm sure she's great!" (He doesn't read). There have been no awards yet, unless you count the bathroom-mirror Oscar she got last night for Best Adapted Screenplay. She does, however, expect to win a Tony for her musical adaptation of the show "America's Funniest Home Videos." It's a series of random musical numbers, mostly 80's music, and a bunch of old people falling down, some farting babies, and a group of men getting kicked in the cojones. She anxiously awaits feedback, good or bad, but any bad comments must be submitted on a fine, linen napkin and they have to smell like a very nice cologne. Honestly, I try to keep things funny and light, with a hint of suspense, and an even bigger hint of some darn good nookie! Please feel free to like me on Facebook as I do not have a website yet. Happiness is a great gift! If I can spread mine around a bit, then I've done my job!

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