Melinda Di Lorenzo

I recently asked my friends for some feedback on my bio and I was looking for 10 key points about my life. You know, to share with my readers...This was probably a mistake because here is what they told me. 1) I tell good stories. 2) I'm a sexy and obedient wife. 3) I have mad crazy rapping skills. 4) I'm forever entertaining. 5) I can be relied upon. 6) My former career as a barista is tantamount to dealing drugs. 7) I have, at one time or another, sported a hook for a hand while dancing in a single cowboy boot. 8) Music is important to me. 9) My friends define me. (Or least they like to think they do.) 10) I am an enigma.