Patrick Borelli

Patrick Borelli can make almost anything funny, whether he's talking about his stint helping people write personal ads or making fun of Staples' employees attire, his home state of Massachusetts, or himself. Recent standup gigs saw him riffing on everything from a newspaper article about a chimpanzee attacking a man and tearing off his body parts (in a cringe-worthy but humorous reading) to cheerleaders ("They aren't leaders. They should be called "cheer encouragers."). A nominee for Best Male Standup at 2004's Emerging Comics of New York Awards, Patrick has performed all over, including Hamptons Comedy Festival, The Shark Show, Deep Dish Cabaret, Invite Them Up, Welcome to Our Week, and countless others, as well as appearing on Premium Blend and Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Currently writing for the show Cheap Seats, he continues to do standup and recently launched a hilarious audioblog where you can record your own message, as well as hear David Duchovny attempting to sound normal, lesbians fighting, and odes to nice weather, Luke Wilson, and other random slices of life.