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Sunshine, secrets, and swoon-worthy stories—June's featured reads are your perfect summer escape.

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He doesn�t need a woman in his life; she knows he can�t live without her.


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A promise rekindled. A secret revealed. A second chance at the family they never had.


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A cowboy with a second chance. A waitress with a hidden gift. And a small town where love paints a brand-new beginning.


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She�s racing for a prize. He�s dodging romance. Together, they might just cross the finish line to love.


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She steals from the mob for justice. He�s the FBI agent who could take her down�or fall for her instead.


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He�s her only protection. She�s carrying his child. Together, they must outwit a killer before time runs out.


Patrick Borelli

Patrick Borelli

Patrick Borelli can make almost anything funny, whether he's talking about his stint helping people write personal ads or making fun of Staples' employees attire, his home state of Massachusetts, or himself. Recent standup gigs saw him riffing on everything from a newspaper article about a chimpanzee attacking a man and tearing off his body parts (in a cringe-worthy but humorous reading) to cheerleaders ("They aren't leaders. They should be called "cheer encouragers."). A nominee for Best Male Standup at 2004's Emerging Comics of New York Awards, Patrick has performed all over, including Hamptons Comedy Festival, The Shark Show, Deep Dish Cabaret, Invite Them Up, Welcome to Our Week, and countless others, as well as appearing on Premium Blend and Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Currently writing for the show Cheap Seats, he continues to do standup and recently launched a hilarious audioblog where you can record your own message, as well as hear David Duchovny attempting to sound normal, lesbians fighting, and odes to nice weather, Luke Wilson, and other random slices of life.

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Holy Headshot!, November 2008
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