Paul Newman
Paul Newman (known as ol' PL to both friends and
enemies.)The L stands for "Leonard" or
"Lunkhead." He answers to both. He is probably best known
for his spectacularly successful food conglomerate. In
addition to giving the profits to charity, he also ran Frank
Sinatra out of the spaghetti sauce business. On the
downside, the spaghetti sauce is out-grossing his films. He
did graduate from Kenyon College magna cum lager and in the
process begat a laundry business which was the only
student-run enterprise on Main Street. Yale University later
awarded him an honorary Doctorate of Humane Letters for
unknown reasons. He has won four Sports Car Club of America
National Championships and is listed in the Guinness Book
of World Records as the oldest driver (70) to win a
professionally sanctioned race (24 Hours of Daytona, 1995).
He is married to the best actress on the planet, was number
19 on Nixon's enemy list, and purely by accident has 51
films and four Broadway plays. He is generally considered by
professionals to be the worst fisherman on the East Coast.
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Books:Shameless Exploitation in Pursuit of the Common Good, November 2003
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