"Not since Christopher Moore has anyone managed to make The Damned so damned funny."
Featuring: Earl (Earl of Vampires); Duke (Duke of Werewolves)
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Science Fiction | Fantasy
Bloodier than Fried Green Tomatoes!
Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are
a regular occurrence and you never know what might be
lurking in the freezer . . .
Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in
their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick
bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until
Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care
of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and
Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley.
But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly
spiky iceberg. Seems someone's out to drive Loretta from
the Diner, and more than willing to raise a little Hell on
Earth if that's what it takes. Before Duke and Earl get to
the bottom of the Diner's troubles, they'll run into such
otherworldly complications as undead cattle, an amorous
ghost, a jailbait sorceress, and the terrifying occult
power of pig-latin.
And maybe--just maybe--the End of the World, too.
Gory, sexy, and flat-out hilarious, Gil's All Fright Diner
will tickle your funnybone--before ripping it out of its
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