Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck,
especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But
for those folks who still need to get in touch with their
inner redneck, here’s the third handy reference with even
more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your
guide, you’ll get all the finer points of speaking proper
redneck. Here’s your chance to pep up your parlance by
learning how to use words and phrases like
an• ar•
chist (an-ar-kist´), conj., n., and v. additionally, having
pressed one’s lips to another’s as an expression of
affection or sensual desire. “Anarchist her ma, anarchist
her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other
sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad
walked in and . . .”
i• Pod(í-päd), n.
and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly
handled another person or an object. “IPod her for about
twenty minutes before I realized she was my
mother-in-law.”
uri• nal (yer-en-el), n. and
v. a declaration concerning the current status or location
of the person being spoken to. “If you think urinal lot of
trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home.”
No
matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck
Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far
below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll
of single-ply to make space for this book in your family’s
reading room, because three is definitely the charm.
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