Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, hereโs the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, youโll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Hereโs your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like
anโข arโข chist (an-ar-kistยด), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed oneโs lips to anotherโs as an expression of affection or sensual desire. โAnarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . .โ
iโข Pod(รญ-pรคd), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. โIPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law.โ
uriโข nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. โIf you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home.โ
No matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthyโs Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your familyโs reading room, because three is definitely the charm.
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