"The Thirteenth in the Series Fails to Live Up to Previous Book's Sparkle"
Reviewed by Diana Troldahl
Posted April 6, 2014
Mystery Cozy
In the thirteenth installment of the Coffeehouse
Mystery series coffeehouse manager Clare Cosi becomes
embroiled in the attempted murder of a billionaire causing
concern to both her ex husband and current squeeze.
I'll cut to the chase. Although I greatly enjoyed earlier
books in this series, I did not enjoy BILLIONAIRE BLEND.
After pondering this for a good period of time, I came to
the conclusion Clare's involvement in this particular
mystery seems a bit stretched. She has little to no
emotional connection to the victim, he is merely a customer
at the time of the bombing. She pokes her nose into the
investigation long before she is asked to, because her
coffeehouse is badly damaged in the explosion. I could
perceive the authors' attempts to make this reason enough
for her to throw herself in harm's way, but the way the
scenes played out it felt more as if she was simply being an
arrogant and nosy citizen, without any concern that her
actions would impede the work of the investigators.
I also found the first 24 chapters a bit meandering, with
side trails into Claire's relationships with the men in her
life as well as with her daughter. For staunch fans of the
series, this may be of interest, but to someone primarily
concerned with enjoying a cozy mystery it did little more
than bog down the story.
It is rare for me to be harsh in a review. What I think I
found most disappointing is that in previous books, Cleo
Coyle managed to pull off a terrific balance between the
private life of Clare and the investigations she pursues,
with realistic and understandable reasons for her
involvement. Perhaps it is just my skewed perception, but
with BILLIONAIRE BLEND, she missed the mark. I don't say the
book is not worth reading, there are worse choices you could
make, but, for me, it failed to meet my expectations.
SUMMARY
Landmark coffeehouse manager Clare Cosi has served her
share of New York's rich and famous, but even she is
surprised by her explosive introduction to a mysterious
Internet billionaire...
When a car bomb nearly kills the charming young tech whiz
Eric Thorner, Clare comes to his aid and receives a
priceless thank you. Not only does the billionaire buy her a
barista's dream espresso machine, he hires her for an
extraordinary project: creating the world's most expensive
coffee blend. The police arrest Eric's alleged attacker, yet
death continues to surround the unlucky mogul, leading Clare
to question whether the lethal events are premeditated or
merely freak accidents. Clare's boyfriend, NYPD detective
Mike Quinn, has a theory of his own--one Clare refuses to
believe. Meanwhile, Eric jets Clare around the world on a
head-spinning search for the very best coffee, and Clare
gets to know his world--a mesmerizing circle of money with
rivalries that could easily have turned deadly. But is this
mysterious young CEO truly marked for termination? Or is he
the one making a killing?
ExcerptChapter 1"Guess where I am? You can’t imagine..." Pressing the phone to my ear, I waited for Mike Quinn's
gravelly voice to ride a cellular wave up the Eastern
Seaboard. "Given the choice," he said, "I'd rather imagine..." That shouldn't have surprised me. After all, Michael Ryan
Francis Quinn was a decorated narcotics detective, and if
there was one thing the NYPD looked for when recruiting from
their uniformed force, it was imagination—that and
“inquisitiveness, insight, and an eye for detail."
(According to Quinn, the New York brass referred to these as
"the four I's," although I had pointed out the last one
started with an E.) For the past six months, Quinn had been working in
Washington, DC, where a U.S. attorney had drafted him for a
special assignment. He wasn’t permitted to tell me much
about his Justice Department job, although I did deduce his
Federal Triangle desk phone had caller ID because he always
answered my rings with a husky hello reserved only for me. Just the sound of his voice relieved the tension I'd been
feeling about the night ahead. Of course, I didn't have a
clue what was really ahead. If I had, I might have gone
straight home and pulled the covers over my eyes. In a short space of time, I'd be bribing a bomb squad
lieutenant, cracking a mathematician's seventeen-digit
passcode, and conjuring culinary ideas for a billionaires'
potluck. That I could handle. But battling a giant octopus; raiding a
forbidden coffee plantation; defusing a nitro-packed
knapsack; stopping a Slayer (while working with one); and
fixing my daughter's love life? I think even 007 would have
flinched. At this point in my story, however, my life was manageable,
even pretty nice. I was sitting on hand-rubbed leather in a
private limo, and a good cop was purring in my ear. "Let's see now..." Quinn continued. "I'm imagining you in
your duplex above the coffeehouse. You just stepped out of
the shower, and I'm holding your robe. I’ve got a nice
blaze
going in the bedroom, the champagne’s poured, and I'm
about to—" "Mike!" "Yes?" I glanced at the glass partition separating me from the male
chauffeur. It wasn't raised all the way. Okay, phone sex in front of an audience (even an audience of
one) might have been acceptable for your average world-weary
urbanite—and, yes, after living in the Big, Bad Apple for
years, I was weary enough for any middle-aged single mom.
But I was still my nonna’s granddaughter. (Not that my
dear
daughter would agree. I could just hear her now: "That's why
my generation does sexting, Mom! Type it out and it's
totally private!" Right, honey. And nobody shares stored
data in cyberspace.) "I'm not at home," I explained to Quinn. "I'm on my way to
dinner. You'll never guess where—" "You better just tell me, Clare. I have a conference call in
twenty." The "boyfriend voice" was gone, the warmth chilling into a
tone I knew far too well—stoic, emotionless cop. I should have replied with something generally reassuring,
like: "I miss you" (which I did); "I wish you were here"
(ditto); or even... "On your next visit, I'm baking you
up a Triple-Chocolate Italian Cheesecake like the one you
inhaled on New Year’s Eve" (which I planned to). But I didn't say any of those things. My excitement level
was so high that I simply blurted the news— "I'm riding in a chauffeured limo, on my way to dinner at
the Source Club!" The silence stretched on so long I was
sure our connection was lost. "Mike?" "You're pulling my leg." "I'm not pulling anything." I couldn't blame the man for doubting my words. Even I had trouble believing it. The Source Club was one of
the most élite enclaves in Manhattan. With my anemic bank
account, I was lucky to get into Sam's Club, let alone a
zillionaires club. "So what's the story? Did your former mother‑in‑law give
up
and sell the Village Blend to a national chain?" "Bite your tongue." "You inherited a fortune from a lost relative?" He grunted. "Maybe I’d better get you to the altar already—in
handcuffs,
if necessary." "It's nothing like that, and I’d rather you kept those
handcuffs on your belt, if you don't mind. The last time you
used them on me, I needed an ice pack." "Are you fishing for another apology, or another bunch of
flowers?" "Neither...although I did love the daffodils and white
tulips." "I'm glad," he said. And I was, too, because the warm tone
was back, and on that blustery evening in late January, I
needed all the warmth I could get. Outside, frosty flurries were beginning to fall, and the
inviting lights of my coffeehouse were no longer in sight;
neither were the cozy pubs and intimate bistros of Greenwich
Village. The golden glow of the historic district had been replaced
with the silver glare of downtown skyscrapers. "You would love the limo he sent for me, Mike. It's an
antique Rolls-Royce—or is it a Bentley?" "A Bentley is a Rolls, and who is he?" "It's so British, like something the late Princess Diana
would have ridden around in, but he’s modernized the
inside
with all these gadgets—" "I repeat, who is he? And how did you end up in his
limousine?" "That’s kind of a long story." "Give me the short version." "You know part of it already. Remember that poor guy I
helped out the other day?" "The billionaire? I wouldn't call him poor, Clare." "You know what I mean. This special dinner is his way of
saying thanks." Suddenly I was listening to a whole new dead zone. The
cellular waves kept rolling up from DC, but Quinn's voice
wasn't riding them. "Maybe you'd better give me the long version," he finally
said. "And start at the beginning." "I thought you had a conference call in twenty?" "The Los Angeles District Attorney can wait." Uh‑oh. "It's completely innocent, Mike. Why do you think
I'm
telling you?" "Go on." "You remember, don't you? This all started with a coffee
drink order." "A coffee drink order?" "Actually, more like two dozen coffee drink orders…"
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