Grand Central Publishing
On Sale: June 12, 2018
Paperback / e-Book
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A charming, hilarious romantic comedy told with sharp
insight and sarcastic wit, for readers of Helen Fielding,
Maria Semple, Emily Giffin, or Jennifer Weiner.
We switch. I bait.
Let me help you snag a date.
All through college, Blanche Carter was known as the love
doctor in her sorority. Now she's parlayed her talent into a
unique consulting business: she runs the online dating
profiles of Washington D.C.'s most eligible women.
Armed with a battalion of rules, Blanche expertly helps her
clients optimize their profiles and ace that first date. But
although she'll happily message handsome strangers (and fend
off dick pics) for other ladies, Blanche's most important
rule is the one she has for herself: no relationships. She's
seen too much heartbreak to believe in real love anymore.
When a former fling pops up among the matches for one of her
favorite clients, Blanche gamely messages him on her behalf.
Blanche is definitely over him, and this is how she'll prove
it. But if she doesn't watch out, Blanche might end up not
only screwing over a client-and possibly tanking her entire
business-but breaking her rule about love as well . . .
Ricki Schultz's trademark irreverent humor and wry
insight into the absurdities of modern dating are both
outrageously funny and genuinely moving in her unforgettable
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