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Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't
Grand Central Publishing
October 2012
On Sale: October 2, 2012
240 pages
ISBN: 0446583979
EAN: 9780446583978
Kindle: B0076DER4O
Hardcover / e-Book
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Humor
Book store nation, in the history of mankind there has never
been a greater country than America.
You could say we're the #1 nation at being the best at
greatness.
But as perfect as America is in every single
way, America is
broken! And we can't exchange it because we're 236 years
past the 30-day return window. Look around--we don't make
anything anymore, we've mortgaged our future to
China, and the
Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before
foreign leaders. Worse, the L.A. Four Seasons Hotel
doesn't even have a dedicated phone button for the Spa. You
have to dial an extension! Where did we lose our
way?!
It's high time we restored America to the
greatness it never lost!
Luckily, AMERICA
AGAIN will singlebookedly pull this country back from
the brink. It features everything from chapters, to page
numbers, to fonts. Covering subject's ranging from
healthcare ("I shudder to think where we'd be without the
wide variety of prescription drugs to treat our maladies,
such as think-shuddering") to the economy ("Life is giving
us lemons, and we're shipping them to the Chinese to make
our lemon-flavored leadonade") to food ("Feel free to deep
fry this book-it's a rich source of fiber"), Stephen gives
America the dose of truth it needs to get back on track
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