2 WOMEN, 14 DAYS. THE GOAL? ACHIEVE BOLD FACE STATUS
SIGHTINGS: Spotted last night at a giant bash at Nobu:
fashionista cuties Karen Robinovitz and Melissa De La
Cruz. Karen was heard saying she’s “still exhausted” from
her recent Bungalow 8 birthday party that would have made
P. Diddy jealous. Apparently, she was wearing two million
dollars’ worth of Harry Winston diamonds (including the 22-
carat ring Whoopie Goldberg wore to the Oscars) and was
constantly shadowed by a bodyguard named Lou who was
straight out of a Scorsese film. Melissa, also fatigued
from the fast track, just hosted an intimate dinner party
at a swanky Upper East Side restaurant attended by trend-
setting journos from New York magazine, The Observer,
Allure, “Page Six” as well as the indefatigable Michael
Musto–and as part of the gift bag giveaway, the whole crew
is being flown to Miami to stay at a five-star resort
favored by the likes of Will Smith.
Asked how they managed to go from barely-known freelance
writers to A-list celebrities in just fourteen days, they
coyly spilled the beans: Marie Claire called with the
assignment, and they simply begged, clawed, cried,
borrowed, cheated, lied, stole, and bribed their way to
fame. Their how-to tips to stardom include “Pick an M&M
color to hate, and stick to it.” And they’re writing a
book, daaahlings, so whether you live in New York or
Nebraska, you too can have the goods to claim your own
fame and become legendary.