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Rubber Balls And Liquor
Gilbert Gottfried

Macmillan
May 2011
On Sale: April 26, 2011
288 pages
ISBN: 0312668112
EAN: 9780312668112
Hardcover
$24.99
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Nobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that itís actually called the book flap. That sounded dirty, so I giggled for three hours. But it says in my contract that I have to write something over here in this tiny space, even though I donít think anyone will notice. Some people might open up to the middle of the book and start flipping through pages, but nobody will read this part. In fact, Iíll bet anything that youíre not reading this part now. And if it turns out that you are . . . well, the guy in the bookstore is probably staring at you, saying, ďStop reading that book!Ē I guess thereís a reason bookstores are going out of business, left and right. Cheap fucks like you think itís okay to stand in the aisles and read to your heartís content. So for the sake of bookstores everywhere, buy this fucking book. I myself donít care. I only care about the poor working man. Oh, and the sanctity of the written word. I care about that, too. And in my case, those written words, of course, include fuck, dick, and pussy.

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Late Night With Jimmy Fallon - May 26, 2011
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