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Nobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the
publishing house explained to me that it’s actually called
the book flap. That sounded dirty, so I giggled for three
hours. But it says in my contract that I have to write
something over here in this tiny space, even though I don’t
think anyone will notice. Some people might open up to the
middle of the book and start flipping through pages, but
nobody will read this part. In fact, I’ll bet anything that
you’re not reading this part now. And if it turns out that
you are . . . well, the guy in the bookstore is probably
staring at you, saying, “Stop reading that book!” I guess
there’s a reason bookstores are going out of business, left
and right. Cheap fucks like you think it’s okay to stand in
the aisles and read to your heart’s content. So for the sake
of bookstores everywhere, buy this fucking book. I myself
don’t care. I only care about the poor working man. Oh, and
the sanctity of the written word. I care about that, too.
And in my case, those written words, of course, include
fuck, dick, and pussy.
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