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Simon & Schuster
November 2008
On Sale: November 11, 2008
224 pages ISBN: 1416596631 EAN: 9781416596639 Hardcover
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Humor
Along with collected letters of Ralph Waldo Emerson, Thomas
Jefferson and Wendell Willkie, Rickles' Letters
illustrates the power of eloquent correspondence and offers
universal wisdom for the ages. For example: RICKLES TO
MRS. LINCOLN: "Sorry you had problems at Ford's Theatre last
night, but could you get me a couple of aisle tickets for
the Saturday matinee?" RICKLES TO ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER:
"Lose the cigar. It's hard enough to understand you without
it." RICKLES TO CLINT EASTWOOD: "How many guys could do a
movie about Iwo Jima from the Japanese point of view? I got
nervous; I thought you were going to let them
win!" RICKLES TO SANTA CLAUS: "Kiss my jingle
bells." RICKLES TO PRESIDENT CARTER: "Forget your hammers
and nails and Habitat House and read my book." RICKLES TO
QUEEN ELIZABETH: "Is it true your husband has a day job
working at a sword factory?" RICKLES TO BENJAMIN FRANKLIN:
"Cousin Herbie was doing great selling candles until you
came up with the stupid idea of flying a kite." RICKLES TO
MAYOR BLOOMBERG: "What do I have to do to get a cab around
here?"
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