Ah, you flavour everything; you are the vanilla of society.
— Sydney Smith (1771-1845),
English clergyman, essayist and wit.
Lady Holland's memoir.
What she got was a hot-blooded Latin. "I am Alejandro
Feliciano Enrique de Calderón, and I am entirely at your
service," he said with a bow.
Fate had been extraordinarily generous to him when it came
to the male beauty of long, black hair, queued back,
smoldering eyes and smile whose sole purpose for existing
was to persuade women. Charm clung to him like lichen to a
tree trunk. Any woman attracted to him would have a
difficult time saying no.
"You are Spanish," she said.
"Sí, born in España, the youngest son of a noble Castilian
family and a father with a name and title longer than
mine. I am completely at your service, my lady," he said.
She was thinking he was as charismatic as Amphion, who
built a wall around Thebes by charming the stones into
place with the music of his magical lyre. Only in his
case, he could use his smile in place of the lyre.
"Are you a member of the crew?"
He bowed extravagantly. "I am the best navigator in the
world, and the most excellent friend of long standing of
Captain Montgomery. I am an outstanding horseman, also
exceptional with a sword. I dance and play the guitar with
passion, tell stories, and make great love to beautiful
women. And now, my lovely, I do apologize, but I must ask
why you have gone to so much trouble to board our ship in
such weather...and please...make it short, for you look
like you are fast turning into a cake of ice."
How could she not like this passionate Latin, with his
playful, wicked wit, brimming self-confidence and that
mischievous gleam in his eye? He had to be the most
flagrantly outrageous and perfectly charming man she had
ever met — and so unlike the Scots. With his savoir faire
and good looks, he did not have to tell her — she knew
instinctively that he possessed a flair for attracting the
ladies.
She liked him immediately, and that made her relax about
following her intuition by choosing this particular ship.
And since he was a good friend of the captain, then it
stood to reason she would like Captain Montgomery and find
him as charming as his navigator.
She gave him a weak smile — weak being all she could
muster, due to the cold weather that was beginning to
chill more than just her skin. She introduced herself,
then said, "If you would be so kind, Señor de Calderón, I
would like to see your captain."
He looked her over with all the attention to detail he
would use when scanning the horizon for an enemy
ship. "Aah, but not half as much as he would like to see
you, I think."
Kenna struggled against a flare of displeasure and did her
best to temper her words. "Do you always look a lady over
in that manner?" she asked.
"Of course. Is it not better to be looked over than to be
overlooked?"
She could get dizzy talking to this man who seemed to
flavor a conversation the way a dash of vanilla does a
cake. "Are you going to take me to see the captain, or
make me stand on deck until I freeze to death?"
"I will take you, of course," he said. "Please, come with
me."
She fell into step with him, just as he said, "I am
puzzled why the captain did not tell me he had a woman
coming."
She stopped suddenly.
He paused. "Is there something wrong?"
"I think we need to clarify something here. I do not know
your captain, and I can assure you I am not here for the
captain's pleasure," she said, emphasizing the word. "I
have a business matter to discuss with him, and that is
the sole reason I am here."
"What kind of business?"
"I have a request to make of him, and if you please, might
I go someplace warm? I have never been so cold. My blood
thickens."
"Pardon my lack of manners," he said. "You do look very
cold. We will get you warmed up, but slowly. Have you been
out in this weather long?"
"Too long," she said. "And the more we stand here, it
grows longer."
He laughed. "Allow me to take these," he said, and reached
to take her traveling bags, which she had dropped to the
deck beside her with a thud.
"Please, if you will come with me, I will take you to see
the captain."
As they made their way down the passageway, he told her
the ship's owner was also the ship's captain — an American
privateer by the name of Colin Montgomery.
"A privateer?"
"Yes...of sorts."
"Of sorts? I don't understand. What do you mean, of sorts?"
"It is quite simple. He is a privateer when it suits him,
and a merchant the rest of the time. However, it is not
something you should worry about. We are on friendly terms
with Scotland."
"I would hope, considering you are anchored in the middle
of the firth. And your captain does have a Scottish
surname."
"I had nothing to do with it, señorita. His grandfather is
responsible for that."
"His grandfather," she repeated. "Sir Hugh Montgomery,
twelfth Baron of Fairlie."
"The ship is flying an American pennant. I had no idea the
captain was a Scot."
"Don't let Colin hear you say that. He is American by
birth. His father was a Scot who found himself besotted by
an American, so he married her and chose to live in
America."
"If Colin's father was the son of a baron and chose to
leave Scotland, he must have loved her very much, or else
there was an older brother in line to inherit."
"No, his father was the only son, but he and his father
did not look through the same spyglass. As for Colin, you
couldn't entice him to live here with a ship made of solid
gold. He is too much like his father when it comes to the
grandfather, and Colin hates your Scottish weather.
Unbelievable though it is, Baron Fairlie lives in a place
colder than this. I went there once, and a more remote and
foreboding place I have never been. It took only five
minutes for me to understand why Colin's father left. One
would need to have pure Viking blood to live there. They
should have let the Norsemen keep it."
She smiled. "Caithness or Sutherland?"
"Sutherland," he said. "It would appear you have been
there."
"Hmm," she said, and fell silent, for the thought of
northern Scotland brought back memories of her own
grandfather, and the happy times she had spent at Durness
Castle as a child. They were all dead now...her
grandparents and her mother, too, and now Durness belonged
to her, but Kenna had not been there since she was a child.
When they came to the end of the corridor, Alejandro
knocked on the cabin door. "Captain..."
While she waited beside him, she was thinking herself
quite fortunate to have met Alejandro instead of some
waterfront ruffian, for it was apparent that he was from a
more privileged class.
It stood to reason that she would find Captain Montgomery
as likable and charming as his navigator, not to mention
that she and the captain had something in common — they
both had grandfathers from northern Scotland.
The charms of the passing woman are generally in direct
proportion to the swiftness of her passing.
— Marcel Proust (1871-1922), French novelist.
Remembrance of Things Past, vol. 4.
What he needed was a woman.
He was, by anyone's standards, drunk. He had been
uproariously, outrageously and gloriously drunk for two
days, and if the freezing wind and snow did not let up
soon, he would stay that way.
His ship had been dogged by bad luck and bad weather since
he left the port of La Spezia, and it left him believing
he was long overdue for a change of fortune. To his way of
thinking, he'd had more than his share of discomfiture
from the elements. And even worse, neither he nor his crew
had set foot off the ship for the past four days, all due
to bad weather and the need to keep unceasing vigilance to
lessen the risk of damage to the ship.
After each watch, the men hurried below with blue nails
and aching wrists, results of the furious wind and the
battering of an unrelenting snowstorm. Under such
circumstances, everyone on board searched for ways to pass
the time. Some whittled. Others wrote letters or played
card games. A few even managed to catch up on their sleep.
Colin thought about beautiful women — both those he had
known, and those he had yet to meet.
He sat behind his desk with his feet propped on the top of
it. A bottle of Spanish wine and a half-filled glass sat a
few inches from where his hand rested. He leaned back in
his chair and took another drink of blood-warming wine. He
had to hand it to the Spaniards — they knew what it took
to warm a man's blood.
His mind went back to other ways of warming a man's blood,
and if he was going to spend Christmas aboard ship, then
being with a woman was the best way to spend it. There
wasn't much that could go wrong in life that a little
female companionship would not help.
A woman... That was exactly what he needed to take his
mind off the abominable Scottish weather raging beyond the
fogged portholes. A woman would be a good diversion, and a
way for him to pass the time doing something besides
drinking himself into a stupor.
In the absence of a real woman, he conjured one up...a
true beauty, dark and sultry, with skin dusky as twilight.
While he imagined what he would do once he had this
phantom of delight beneath him, his body was ravaged with
godforsaken longing that was fast becoming stone-hard
desire.
Not the best time for someone to puncture his dreams with
a knock at the door.
"Damn!" He stared moodily at the door; the urge to choke
whoever was on the other side growing with each breath he
drew.
Another knock, this one louder. Alejandro's voice called
out, "You have a visitor, Captain. A female visitor."