Thereβs a naked man in my kitchen.
The thought registered
just as the terse, βWho the hell are you?β had Jolie
Gardener spinning around faster than a figure skater on
speed.
He had the nerve to ask this? He of the broad
shoulders, six-pack abs, and other, nice, um, parts...
Really. A naked man. In her kitchen.
Well,
technically, she was in a naked manβs kitchen. Even more
technically, she was in a naked Todd Bestβs kitchenβand
there wasnβt one hint of self-consciousness or
embarrassment on his part.
Of course with that body,
there shouldnβt be. The guy should flaunt his nudity for
the world to see. Which, at present, consisted of one
single, solitary person: Jolie Gardener, aspiring writer
and personal chef extraordinaire.
βWell?β His hands
slammed to his hips.
βYouβre naked,β she squeaked, which,
really, was the only way to state that kind of
obvious.
βIβm what?β Mr. Six-Pack Abs glanced
down.
Jolie tried not toβso unsuccessfully it was
pitiful.
βShit,β he muttered. βI am. I, uh, fell asleep
last nightβ¦β
As butter sizzled in the new super-slick
omelet pan on the top-of-the-line range, Jolieβs gaze
alternated between some rock-hard abs and a scruffy eight
a.m. shadow while her fingers danced along the speckled
granite countertop in search of a napkin, placemat, oven
mitt⦠something.
Mercifully, they scooped up a thick
dishtowel that, in her world, would constitute a very
plush, very luxurious hand towel from The Ritz or The Four
Seasons, but which, here, apparently, was used to soak up
water from designer flatware. She dangled it in the
direction of Mr. Au Naturel. βHere.β
He placed an empty
bottle of Jim Beam on the island countertop with a clink,
then took the towel with a grunt. βSo, who are you, what
are you doing in my kitchen, and would you mind turning
around?β
She turned. βIβm the new girl the agency sent
over.β
βHell. There better be some aspirin left,β he
muttered beside her, his bare (of course) feet making no
sound on the limestone floor.
She peeked over at him.
His eyebrow soared skyward.
Right.