Magic and Mayhem #4
On Sale: November 15, 2016
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What does a hungry, pregnant witch do when her whole
freaking town goes on a no carb diet?
Iâ€™ll tell you what. She goes on the sly and conjures up
some anchovy-chocolate chunk cookies dipped in hot sauceâ€”
Of course my cheating gets complicated when all of the
magic in the world goes on the fritz. To solve that
particular wrinkle, Iâ€™ll have to finally find the source
of the lurking evil.
Easier said than done. Maybe if I wasnâ€™t pregnant and
starving, I could deal with the nasty old witch who
resides in a gingerbread house. Add in carb eating
fairies who speak French and three rotund familiars who
enjoy defacing property with profane graffiti, and what
you get is almost more trouble than I can handle in my
baby baking condition.
Iâ€™m still not convinced I wonâ€™t be giving birth to
puppies since the smokinâ€™ hot father of my babies is a
werewolf, and NO ONE has given me ANY concrete proof to
the contrary. Getting knocked up by the werewolf of my
dreams was all kinds of awesome in practice, but the
reality of becoming a mother scares me more than Baba
Yagaâ€™s horrendous 1980â€™s wardrobe.
Monstrous decisions with enormous ramifications are best
handled with meticulous planningâ€”or in my caseâ€”after
eating a giant mustard slathered jelly doughnut. Neither
of those options is possible at the moment, but since
there is no way Iâ€™m bringing my children into a magicless
world, winging it will just have to work.
Waitâ€¦ Was that a contraction I just felt?
Goddess help us allâ€¦
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