What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by
the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named
Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail—just to
start with...
Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell
trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local
weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was
not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me
before. Which is why I've embarked on a writing career. I
mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance?
Leave it to me to wind up in a group of porno writing
grannies who discuss sex toys and apple cobbler in the same
breath. Also leave it to me to leak an outlandish plot idea
to a bestselling author with the morals of a rabid
squirrel. And only I could get arrested for a jewelry heist
I didn't commit—by a hunky cop whose handcuffs just
might tempt me to sign up for a life of crime. Maybe I've
found my calling after all...