Finally, a candidate representing all Americans—both
predator and prey!
Tired of politics as usual? Despair not: This election year,
Rita Mae Brown has thrown her cat into the ring. Her
intrepid feline co-author, Sneaky Pie Brown, is taking time
off from her busy schedule writing bestselling mysteries to
run for President of the United States.
Hail to the Chief: Sneaky Pie heads to the Oval Office with
an animal-friendly agenda to unify all Americans—regardless
of whether they walk on two or four feet or even if they fly.
With help from her friends—the irascible gray cat Pewter,
the wise Corgi Tee Tucker, and Tally, the exuberant Jack
Russell—Sneaky crisscrosses her home state of Virginia
hoping to go where no cat since Socks Clinton has gone: 1600
Pennsylvania Avenue. In the tradition of her heroine,
Sojourner Truth, she takes her case to the masses.
Journeying from the lair of the red-shouldered hawk to the
nest of the tufted titmouse, from a pasture full of
curmudgeonly cows to the stately halls of Monticello, the
tenacious tiger cat even secures the chattering support of
Thomas Jefferson’s mice.
Mice backing a cat for president? Yes, we can!
Now, if Sneaky can get the animal community to band together
for the common good, why not the humans? After all, who
better to get the economy purring again than an honest tabby
with authentic political stripes? Human candidates have had
their chance in Washington, with dubious results of late:
nowhere does it say in the Constitution that the president
cannot be a cat.
Isn’t it time for real change? Vote Sneaky!
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