Spicy Vampire Humor/Satire (not a romance)
Short Story
Zara is a very naughty vampire.
She lusts for both sex and blood, but unfortunately
something has gone awry and her normal habits now create new
problems to solve. In the midst of sorting things out, she
meets an intriguing human named Niven -- a musician who
lives in the magical kingdom of contemporary Boulder, CO --
and discovers that he is much more than he appears to be.
Then, if things weren't interesting enough, Zara encounters
her old mentor/lover -- the vampire who originally turned
her -- and things get downright supernatural.