Meet Patrick Cleary: party boy, loser, and spaz. Patrickโs been trying desperately to transform himself, and the results have been so spectacular, theyโve almost killed him. Meet Wes โWhiskeyโ Keenan: heโs a field biologist wondering if itโs time to settle down. When the worst day of Patrickโs life ends with Whiskey saving it, Patrick and Whiskey find themselves sharing company and an impossibly small berth on the worldโs tackiest houseboat.
Patrick needs to get his life togetherโand Whiskey wants to helpโbut Patrick is not entirely convinced itโs doable. Heโs pretty sure heโs a freak of nature. But Whiskey, who works with real freaks of nature, thinks all Patrick needs is a little help to see the absolute beauty inside his spastic self, and Whiskey is all about volunteering.
Between anomalous frogs, a homicidal ex-boyfriend, and Patrickโs own hangups, Whiskeyโs going to need all of his patience and Patrickโs going to need to find the best of himself before these two men ever see clear water.
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