Meet Patrick Cleary: party boy, loser, and spaz. Patrickβs been trying desperately to transform himself, and the results have been so spectacular, theyβve almost killed him. Meet Wes βWhiskeyβ Keenan: heβs a field biologist wondering if itβs time to settle down. When the worst day of Patrickβs life ends with Whiskey saving it, Patrick and Whiskey find themselves sharing company and an impossibly small berth on the worldβs tackiest houseboat.
Patrick needs to get his life togetherβand Whiskey wants to helpβbut Patrick is not entirely convinced itβs doable. Heβs pretty sure heβs a freak of nature. But Whiskey, who works with real freaks of nature, thinks all Patrick needs is a little help to see the absolute beauty inside his spastic self, and Whiskey is all about volunteering.
Between anomalous frogs, a homicidal ex-boyfriend, and Patrickβs own hangups, Whiskeyβs going to need all of his patience and Patrickβs going to need to find the best of himself before these two men ever see clear water.
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