Meet Patrick Cleary: party boy, loser, and spaz. Patrick’s
been trying desperately to transform himself, and the
results have been so spectacular, they’ve almost killed him.
Meet Wes “Whiskey” Keenan: he’s a field biologist wondering
if it’s time to settle down. When the worst day of Patrick’s
life ends with Whiskey saving it, Patrick and Whiskey find
themselves sharing company and an impossibly small berth on
the world’s tackiest houseboat.
Patrick needs to get his life together—and Whiskey wants to
help—but Patrick is not entirely convinced it’s doable. He’s
pretty sure he’s a freak of nature. But Whiskey, who works
with real freaks of nature, thinks all Patrick needs is a
little help to see the absolute beauty inside his spastic
self, and Whiskey is all about volunteering.
Between
anomalous frogs, a homicidal ex-boyfriend, and Patrick’s own
hangups, Whiskey’s going to need all of his patience and
Patrick’s going to need to find the best of himself before
these two men ever see clear water.