Muffin tops. Scrunchies. Suntan hose. Slut shoes.
Visible panty line.
Who hasn’t had the
unfortunate experience of witnessing—or (gasp!) actually
wearing—one of these fashion disasters?
The
atrocities Clinton Kelly has seen—it’s a surprise he hasn’t
gouged out his own eyes. Mom jeans? Fancy fingernails?
Tracksuits? In the same straight-talking style that has made
TLC’s What Not to Wear a smash hit for eight seasons,
the cheeky media personality and author of Freakin’
Fabulous shows women how to outfit themselves with
confidence and style as he pokes fun at fashion "don’ts."
From the most obvious faux pas (Texas tuxedos) to borderline
offenses (peekaboo boobies), Clinton offers detailed and
entertaining critiques of our top one hundred sartorial
slip-ups. He turns his keen eye to wardrobe, color, cut,
cleanliness, hairstyle, accessories, and even posture. And
because he loves you, he presents easy alternatives and
practical suggestions for creating fabulous outfits that
will make you forget you ever wore socks with clogs.
Clinton also explains how to use trends to your
advantage at any age, from deciding which ones work for you
to understanding how to wear them to keep your look
relevant. Because if you’re not comfortable in the
sequined mini, everyone around you will know it.
A delightful mix of hilarious dish and expert
fashion advice, Oh No She Didn’t will turn anyone
from fashion victim to fashionista in no time.