Bernie Bridges is good at being bad. In fact, Bernie is GREAT at it. Not a day goes by at Rotten School that Bernie doesn't break a rule (or two . . . or ten!). What Bernie is NOT good at is being good -- and that's exactly what Bernie needs to do!
April-May June, the hottest girl in the fourth grade, will go to the dance with Bernie if he can be good for one whole week. Can Bernie do it?
Can Bernie actually study and ace the history test? Can he find the library and read there -- quietly? Can he pass up a pool game against his archenemy, Sherman Oaks? And most of all, can he turn down the challenge to race his champion slug, Sluggo, in the biggest slug race of all time? Is April-May June worth missing a super slime time?
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