Blue Reynolds is a private investigator in New Never City.
He has been hired to find the missing Tooth Fairy. He is
also working on a case to find a missing magical pea as
well as the missing sexy tape a princess is looking for.
All is not well in New Never City. Blue is a walking
lightning bolt and tries very hard not to shock everything
he comes into contact with. That doesn't always work out
though.
Now Blue must solve the cases find the missing objects and
save the Tooth Fairy before a war breaks out between
Fairies and the Shadows. Oh yea and finding a fairy
serial
killer.
JA Kazimer gives a great story with THE FAIRYLAND MURDERS.
So far I've enjoyed everything of hers I've read. Each
story is written for the pure pleasure of being read and
enjoyed. Nothing to deep or demanding just a good story.
JA Kazimer writes with wit and humor. She uses fairy tale
characters in great and wondrous abundance. Goldilocks and
Peter Rabbit are police detectives, there are princes and
princess everywhere and most of them are fairy dust
addicts. You will laugh and shake your head with a smile
on your face while reading THE FAIRYLAND MURDERS.
Blue Reynolds knows the darker side of New Never City--
the
side that's hopped-up on fairy dust and doesn't care if
your
house gets blown down. Rent's due and his PI business is
all
but make believe. But even Blue shudders at having to
chase
after Isabella Davis, a freckle-nosed redhead five feet
tall
on her tip-toes...if you don't count the pretty pink
wings.
Izzy is tough, and sneaky, and not too thrilled with the
idea of being the new tooth fairy. The last six have been
most gruesomely extracted. But Blue has a feeling that
whoever is killing the tooth fairies is worse than your
standard big bad psycho. The fairy council is hiding
something. The Shadows are moving out into the light. And
Blue is saddled with a shocking power that could take out
half of New Never City...
Excerpt
Chapter 1
Of all the fey PI firms, in all the kingdoms, in all the
lands, these twin hairless fairies had to walk into mine.
Of course I knew why they were here.
“My rent’s not due for two days,” I said, propping my
feet on top of my worn desk. It groaned under the weight.
Not that another forty-eight hours would matter in the
scheme of things. I’d still be a few hundred short of
meeting my monthly office space rent.
The PI biz wasn’t what it used to be.
And it used to be pretty damn bad.
Hell, I only had one case in the last month and I’d yet
to see a penny from it. Of course, I hadn’t quite solved
it either. But I would. Blue Reynolds, PI, always gets
the job done. Eventually.
“Blue,” Peyton, the taller of the two fairies, said as he
hefted his tiny pants. They rose an inch, showing off a
pair of green and white kids’ socks. “We ain’t here for
the rent. We want you to do a job for us.”
I leaned back further in my chair. “Nope.”
Frowning, Peyton consulted with his twin brother,
Clayton, in a hushed whisper. They argued for a second,
finally nodding in apparent agreement before facing me
again. In unison they shot me equally creepy and earnest
smiles.
A lesser man might’ve found their pixie-shaped faces and
wistful plea cute. Not me. I’d dealt with fairies too
many times to fall for their adorable act. In general,
fairies were winged devils; these two were in particular.
“Please,” they said. “For us?”
Again I shook my head. This time with greater emphasis,
so much so that the bones in my neck popped. I tilted my
head back and forth working out the kinks as the twins
regrouped.
“Come on, Blue,” said Clayton, the shorter brother.
Shorter was relative since neither he nor his twin stood
more than two feet tall. “It’ll be a piece of cake.”
“You said that about the last job.” I kicked off my
combat boot and wiggled four toes through the hole in my
sock. “I still haven’t found my toe.”
Peyton winced, but Clayton, true to his demonic nature,
giggled. “Guess he didn’t go running wee wee wee all the
way home like we figured.”
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