"Sarcastic Heroine Solves Murder Mystery, with a Stinging Urban Fantasy Twist"
Reviewed by Diana Troldahl
Posted February 9, 2011
Romance Paranormal
Melina Markowitz has more than enough duties to fill her
plate. She has taken over running the dojo, still works
part-time as a clerk checking people in to the emergency
room, and then there's always her job as arcane messenger.
Since a near death experience as a child expanded her vision
to include those things unseen by mundanes, she has had the
task of taking mysteriously arriving packages to their
intended destinations. Sometimes there is an address,
sometimes just a gut feeling to guide her. Add to that a new
arcane messenger apprentice to train, a roommate afraid to
step out of the apartment and strangest of all, her new
boyfriend, Officer Ted Goodnight of the Sacramento Police
Department, and her life is a bit more crowded than she likes.
Then two young men in the same small town die, one by fire,
one by an encounter with a semi. On the surface the deaths
are unrelated, but Melina knows they both lost their lives
only days after she delivered small brown-paper wrapped
packages to their doorsteps. It becomes clear someone is
using her duties as arcane messenger to deliver death.
Still reeling from personal losses caused by her last foray
into someone else's business, the last thing she wants is to
become involved, but Melina does not like being used,
especially as an instrument of death. Against Ted's wishes
she begins an investigation of her own to stop the murderer
before another young man dies.
Eileen Rendahl's distinctive voice rings gleefully
throughout this second in the Messenger series. Melina's
sarcastic attitude and her bewilderment at the affection her
friends offer her are a delight to read. Although when the
sleuthing began I feared it would fall into a hokey
"girlfriend foolishly seeks dangerous murderer against
advice of the cops" kind of book' that was only a feint for
the stellar plot twists yet to come.
Like the best of series books, Rendahl's characters learn
and grow from past experience changing the path of the
storyline in unexpected directions. DEAD ON DELIVERY and its
predecessor Don't Kill the Messenger explore a unique
path in Urban Fantasy while relying on strong bones of plot
and stinging, hilarious humor to keep a reader enthralled.
SUMMARY
There are two men who have bitten the dust after
a delivery from Messenger Melina Markowitz. As
she tries to put together the pieces of this puzzle,
she discovers that the two victims share common
friends, common unexplained absences, and a
common crime.
Now, dark forces from the local
community have been unleashed, drawing Melina
into the web of a powerful woman, her voodoo,
and her vengeance…
ExcerptChapter 1
"Do you want to explain this?"
Ted dropped a folded copy of that morning’s Sacramento
Bee onto my
kitchen counter and jabbed a finger at an article in the
Our Region section.
I picked up the paper and
looked at the article. Some dude in Oakdale had died under
suspicious
circumstances. Crap. Another one had bitten the dust. Neil
Bossard was the
second person I’d made a delivery to in Oakdale in the past
two month that had
ended up dead. Coincidence? Possibly. Not likely, but
possibly. I wasn’t crazy
about the odds though. Oakdale was tiny. It had been weird
enough to make two
deliveries there within such a short time period. To have
both of the
recipients of the deliveries wind up dead? Not likely to be
a wacky fluke.
Still, I didn’t know for sure and there was no point in
upsetting Ted before I
knew that there was something to get upset about.
"Why do you ask?" I avoided
looking up into his cornflower blue eyes. Not because I
couldn’t look directly
into them and lie, though. I could do it. Probably. The
real problem was the
way my heart did that weird flip flop thing in my chest
every time I looked
directly into his baby blues. The flip flop thing was what
made it hard to
lie. I needed to focus to lie and Ted was nothing, if not
distracting to me.
"The case is weird, which
always makes me think of you." He took a step closer and
lifted my chin.
Now I had no choice but to look
into his eyes and there went the damn flip flop. "Is that a
nice way to talk to
your girlfriend?" That gave me a shiver. I was someone’s
girlfriend. Who’d a
thunk it was possible? It never had been before.
I am twenty-six years old,
nearly twenty-seven. Ted Goodnight is my first boyfriend
ever. There have been
a few dalliances before, but never a boyfriend. I still
can’t decide if it’s
the best good fortune that has ever befallen me or the
worst mistake of my
short life, and there have been some doozies before,
starting with the day I
decided to sneak into the swimming pool behind my mother’s
back and drowned.
That was pretty much the mother of all mistakes. It’s the
one that started me
down the road to all the other mistakes.
On that day, I was legally dead
for three minutes. They resuscitated me and everyone said
it was a miracle that
no harm had been done. The doctors couldn’t detect any
brain damage. I would be
"normal." Ha! If only they’d known. Apparently, the ability
to sense
supernatural creatures and see all the crazy-ass paranormal
doings that go on
around most people without them noticing doesn’t show up on
an MRI.
No other guy has been able to
get past the freaky things that happen around me or my
crazy schedule or what
my mother refers to as my "moods." In fact, the only guy I
can remember making
it past two dates was David Bounds in eleventh grade and he
was bipolar. Even
he couldn’t hang in there with me, not even with medication
to help him.
I’m not saying Ted hasn’t had
his occasional problems with who and what I am. The first
time he saw me truly
in action almost killed our relationship before it ever
really started. Maybe
it’s because he grew up in such a crazy family (seriously
clinically crazy).
Maybe it’s because he’s just so amazingly accepting. Maybe
he really really
likes me.
Whatever it is, it’s working
and while I am not the type to skip joyfully through fields
of daisies, I’m
feeling pretty good about the whole thing. I do try to keep
most of the woo-woo
things I’m up to separate from him so I don’t freak him out
too much, but I’m
used to compartmentalizing.
The big drawback to having Ted
Goodnight as a boyfriend? He’s a cop.
I have always mistrusted cops.
Cops mean trouble. It’s not that I’m into breaking the law,
it’s the order part
of the police department that I have issues with. Or maybe
order has issues
with me. My very existence is about the disorderliness of
things. I don’t fit
neatly anywhere. Trust me, I wish I did. I think I’ve spent
most of my life
wishing that, but this beggar isn’t riding and I never
quite belong anywhere.
All of which makes it even more interesting that I’m now
dating a cop,
especially one who I’m pretty sure wanted to hear that I
had nothing to do with
some guy running into traffic on Highway 120 and being
turned into road pizza
by a semi which was exactly what had happened to Neil
Bossard. According to the
article, they didn’t know what he was doing running onto
the highway. I didn’t
either. I didn’t like it, though.
"Looks like a traffic accident
to me, Ted. What could I possibly have to do with it?" It
did look like a
traffic accident, just one that made me a little bit itchy
and uncomfortable.
"Not every detail made it into
the paper. The local cops think that maybe somebody was
chasing the guy. Or, at
least, he thought he was being chased. Someone saw him
running down the road,
screaming that something was after him, but he was all
alone. Before the
witness could do anything to help, the dude had run out
onto the road and
gotten creamed by a big rig." Ted smoothed by hair back
behind my ear and I
felt a little gooey inside. "They were canvassing the guy’s
neighborhood to see
if they could figure out who might have been chasing him
and somebody mentioned
seeing a car that sounds an awful like yours. Weird plus an
old Buick tends to
equal you in my book, babe."
Fabulous. What more could I
want than to be the solution to a funky equation? He wasn’t
wrong though. I
weighed my options. I could lie. Chances were that this
whole thing would
completely blow over and he’d never know. Of course, if it
didn’t and Ted found
out that I’d lied to him . . . well, suffice it to say, I
didn’t think he’d be
pleased. I could tell him the truth, as far as I knew it,
which really wasn’t
all that far. I didn’t have to mention Kurt Rawley, the
other guy I’d made a
delivery to who was now six feet under.
Come to think of it, his death
had been weird as well. Had it been arson? I remember it
had something to do
with a fire.
"I made a delivery to him," I
blurted. "It was days ago."
"What was it?" Ted leaned back
against the counter and crossed his arms over his chest.
I shrugged. "Hell if I know."
"You don’t look?" He looked
incredulous.
I shook my head. It wasn’t a
rule, as far as I knew. Nobody had ever told me I couldn’t
look inside packages
that were left for me to deliver. I simply chose not to
peek. Peeking signaled
curiosity and perhaps an interest in becoming involved. I
generally had
neither.
If someone hands me something,
all unwrapped, then I know what it is. If someone has taken
the trouble to put
it in an envelope or wrap it up in a little box, like
whoever had needed me to
make a delivery to Neil Bossard had, then I don’t know. I
don’t care. Or, at
least, I don’t want to care. With information comes
responsibility and I’ve
spent twenty-seven years avoiding as much of that as I
could and now have more
than I ever wanted.
My last experience with getting
involved with a delivery hadn’t gone well. I’d lost someone
very dear to me and
damn near gotten killed myself. It didn’t make me want to
change my habits now.
The fact that this particular package had given off a
little hum of power didn’t
exactly make me more interested in opening it.
"How did you know where to take
it?" He wasn’t quite using his cop voice on me, but it was
getting close. I
liked that about as much as I liked it when Alex Bledsoe
used his vampire voice
on me, which was not much.
I smiled at him, even though I
didn’t totally mean it and said, "Gee, I don’t know. Maybe
it was some special
magical divining process. Maybe it spoke to me. Or maybe I
just used the
address that was written on the package."
His eyebrows went up. "I don’t
think sarcasm is called for."
Norah, my roommate, strolled
into the kitchen, hair disheveled and pillow crease across
her cheek. "She
always thinks sarcasm is called for." She made straight for
the coffeepot and
poured herself a cup.
I attempted not to let my jaw
hit the floor. Norah hadn’t been herself lately and
poisoning her body with the
evil drug caffeine was one more hint that all was not right
in the sunshine and
rainbow-strewn world of my yoga-loving BFF. "You want some
cream or sugar for
that?"
She shook her head. "Black is
fine."
I looked at her closely. Had
she been possessed by some other being? Would I find a
Norah-shaped pod in the
basement of our apartment building if I ever got up the
guts and energy to go
through it? Stranger things had happened and some of them
had happened right
here at our apartment. My Norah had a sweet tooth and I
couldn’t imagine her
drinking coffee with out girlying it up at least a little.
"Hey, Ted," she said and gave
him a weak smile.
No, my Norah was not herself at
all. She likes cops less than I do, or she had until Ted
had saved her
soy-bacon last summer when we were fighting off Chinese
vampires as they rose
out of tunnels beneath Old Sacramento.
Now? Now she not only tolerated
him, she often seemed happy to see him and not in an icky
I’m-going-to-steal-your-boyfriend way.
"Hey, Norah." He smiled back at
her, but then turned directly back to me. "Who gave you the
delivery?"
I shrugged. "I don’t know. The
box was sitting on the hood of my car when I came out of
the dojo one night."
Which was pretty much exactly how the package for Kurt
Rawley had come my way,
come to think of it.
"Was there a note?"
"No. Just the box with the
address marked on it."
"That was it. There was a box
on your car so you drove it all the way out to Oakdale
and . . .," he
hesitated. "What do you do with it once you get there?"
"I left it on the doorstep."
Both times, I added silently.
"And then hung out for long
enough for someone to notice your car." His eyes narrowed a
bit.
"I hung out on the street for a
little while and watched to make sure some guy who at least
looked like he
could be Neil Bossard picked it up. I don’t exactly ask for
ID." Again, contact
with message recipients might constitute some kind of
caring beyond fulfilling
what was basically expected of me. Not my thing.
"Who left the box for you?"
I was so done with the third
degree. I threw up my hands. "How the hell should I know?
And if I did know,
what difference would it make? Someone needs something
taken some place, I take
it there. End of story."
"Until someone ends up dead."
Ted’s eyes narrowed.
Norah’s head shot up. "Who’s
dead?"
I shot Ted a nasty look. Now he
had upset Norah. Who knew how long it would take me to calm
her down? "No one
you know. No one I know. Some guy that I happened to
deliver a box to last week
got hit by a car."
She blinked at me, her eyes big
and round. "That’s it. No undead creatures ate him or
anything?"
"Not according to the Bee. It
was a simple case of man vs. semi. The semi won."
"Well, okay then." She went
back to swirling her coffee.
"It’s just a coincidence," I
said with way more confidence than I felt. Ted started to
open his mouth, but I
shook my head at him. "Not now," I mouthed at him.
He pressed his lips together in
a tight line and headed back toward my bedroom. As he
brushed past me, he
whispered, "I don’t believe in coincidence."
I didn’t bother telling him
that I didn’t either.
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