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WIPED!

Wiped!, April 2007
by Rebecca Eckler

Villard
320 pages
ISBN: 0812976401
EAN: 9780812976403
Trade Size
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"Baby brings joy, chaos, trauma, self doubts and lots of love!"

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WIPED!
Rebecca Eckler

Reviewed by Morgan Chilson
Posted April 6, 2007

Contemporary Chick Lit | Self-Help

Rebecca Eckler talked about being pregnant in KNOCKED UP: Confessions of a Hip Mother-to-be and in WIPED! Life with a Pint-sized Dictator, the little angel has arrived and is slightly less than angelic. Or maybe that's just the perspective of a woman who has had little sleep, can't fit into any of her clothes and wonders when life could possibly be normal again.

Baby Rowan is, of course, a true joy to her parents, but both Rebecca and her live-in partner (whom she calls The FiancΓ© throughout the book), become quickly aware that they weren't prepared for life with a baby. Despite the help of a nanny, with whom Rebecca is unsure how she should interact, it takes them awhile to adjust.

Luckily for the reader, there are numerous funny and poignant moments as Rebecca and The FiancΓ© work through these adjustments. Through birthdays, dealing with the grandparents and learning to live without sex and sleep, you'll be taken on a journey that will ring true -- at least in part -- for every parent out there.

The book opens with Rebecca walking into a wall and breaking her nose. The FiancΓ©, instead of being properly sympathetic, spends his time cautioning her to be quiet so as not to wake the baby. The scene sums up all the changes in your life that these precious, squalling, attention- grabbing little ones bring.

As a work-at-home mother of three, WIPED! certainly brings back memories. Those first two years -- well, WIPED! could have been easily labeled Hell! But I've got to admit, the beginning of this book put me off a little. In her aim at humor and touching reality, Ms. Eckler ignored the moments of joy. She eventually got there, but I was a little turned off by the complete focus on the bad moments (and yes, there are plenty of them, I'm aware!). Her complete focus on getting her figure back and how bad she looked was also a little off-putting. But while that focus didn't lighten much, the book did begin to show how much she loved little Rowen and how joyful she was, too. Another challenge for me was the nanny. I think very few people who read this will relate to having a nanny -- and Ms. Eckler's awkwardness over that relationship and complaints about it ring a little "spoiled" to most of us without the money for that luxury.

It sounds like I didn't like this book, but somehow that's not accurate. I think it's challenging to write a personal experience book that everyone will relate to. Like Erma Bombeck's work, there are parts that bring hysterical laughter, near tears and some that don't touch your own life experience. There is much of value in WIPED!

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SUMMARY

β€œPregnancy was a 90-minute massage compared to life now.”

After her little bundle of joy, Rowan (aka The Dictator)
arrives, Rebecca Eckler wonders when the
promised β€œrewarding” part will kick in. She wasn’t supposed
to trade in tight jeans for baggy sweatpants, or give up
the dream of sound sleep and a passionate sex life. Yet,
even in the throes of her exhaustion, Rebecca gleans and
shares some sound advice for modern moms, including
everything you need to know on

β€’ The Diaper Genie: β€œIt’s been six weeks and we have yet to
use this β€˜must-have’ baby item because we can’t figure out
how the damn thing works.”
β€’ Achievement: β€œNo matter how well I had done in school, no
matter what my career accomplishments were, my mother had
never been so proud of me as when I gave birth.”
β€’ Keeping up appearances: β€œHow is it possible that I
haven’t had a drink in months, yet still look worse than I
ever did hung over?”
β€’ The effectiveness of baby monitors: β€œYou can hear a baby
screaming through walls. Unless you live in the Taj Mahal
and place your baby at the other end of the palace, there
is no way you won’t hear her cry.”
β€’ Size matters: β€œI had made the mistake of trying on a pair
of pre-pregnancy jeans, which I couldn’t get up past my
knees. It was the worst decision I have ever made.”

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