"I want you to look after Aunt Bea and the girls while Abby
and I are on
our honeymoon,β Max, Lord Davenham, told his friend, the
Honorable
Frederick Monkton-Coombes.
Freddy almost choked on his wine. βMe?β he spluttered after
the coughing
fit had passed. βWhy me?β
βYouβre my oldest friend.β
Hard to wriggle out of that one, Freddy thought. But damn,
it was a hell
of a thing to spring on a fellow the night before a wedding.
As if being
best man werenβt trauma enough.
The less he had to do with the brideβs sisters the better,
as far as he
was concerned. Pretty, unmarried, respectable girls were not
Freddyβs
female of choice. Good girls? No, he much preferred the
company of bad
girlsβthe badder the better.
Good girls, especially good pretty girls, were . . .
dangerous. And one
Chance sister in particular was, to Freddyβs mind, more
dangerous than
most. She . . . disturbed him. In ways he preferred not to
examine too
closely. And now Max must come up with this. And playing the
βoldest
friendβ card, dammit.
βYou mean all of them? All the girls?β
βYes, of course all of them,β Max said impatiently. βThere
are only
three. Theyβre not exactly a horde.β
That was a matter of opinion. βWhat does look after entail?β
Freddy
asked cautiously.
Max shrugged. βNothing very arduous, just the kind of thing
Iβd do if I
were there. My aunt is well up to snuff, of course, but
sheβs still
somewhat of an invalid and would appreciate having a man to
rely on if
needed.β
Having a man to order about, more like it, Freddy thought.
Max continued, βAnd Abbyβs been fretting a little about
leaving her
sistersβyou can understand that after all theyβve been
through recently.
Knowing youβll be on hand to protect them if necessary will
ease her
mind.β
βIsnβt there anyone else you could ask?β Freddy said
desperately. βI
mean, you know my problem with unmarried females.β
βYour problem is with the kind of unmarried female you call
a muffin.
You told me Abby and her sisters were most definitely not
muffins.β
βTheyβre not, butββ
βThen thereβs no problem.β
The noose was tightening. Freddy ran a finger around his
suddenly tight
collar. βAm I really the sort of fellow you want associating
with Abbyβs
sisters? I donβt have the best reputation around women; you
know that,β
he said hopefully.
βI have complete faith in you.β
Damn. βWhat about Flynn? Didnβt you say heβd be arriving any
day now?β
Flynn was the head of the company in which Freddy and Max
were major
partners. βCouldnβt you ask him?β
"If he turns up, the two of you can share the responsibility
if it makes
you feel better. But Flynn doesnβt know Aunt Bea and the
girls like you
do. Nor does he know anything about London society. In fact,
Iβm hoping
youβll show him the ropes.β
βOh,β Freddy said. More responsibilities. Delightful.
Maxβs grin widened. βHeβll need your fashion advice too.
Heβs planning
to cut a swath through London society, and currently heβs a
little . . .
unorthodox in appearance.β
βOh. Joy.β Just what he wanted, to play guard dog to
respect- able
females and social and sartorial adviser to a rough Irish
diamond.
Max laughed. βDonβt look so glum. Flynn is a good fellow.
Youβll like
him. But you donβt need to worry about Flynnβhe can look
after himself.
Itβs my aunt and the girls Iβm most concerned about.β
Freddy sipped his claret thoughtfully, trying to work out a
way to
wriggle out of what, on the surface, seemed quite a
reasonable request.
Max, misunderstanding his silence, added, βLook, it wonβt be
hard. Just
drop around to Berkeley Square every few days, make sure
theyβre all
right, see to anything if thereβs a problem, protect the
girls from
unwanted attentions, take them for the occasional drive in
the park, pop
in to their literary societyββ
βNot the literary society. The horror stories those girls
read are
enough to make a fellowβs hair stand on end.β
Max frowned. βHorror stories? They donβt read horror
stories, only
entertaining tales of the kind ladies seem to enjoy, about
girls and
gossip and familiesββ
βHorror stories, every last one of them,β Freddy said
firmly. βYou asked
me to sit in on their literary society last month, when you
went up to
Manchester, remember? The story they were reading then . .
.β He gave an
eloquent shudder. βHorror from the very first line: It is a
truth
universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of
a good
fortune must be in want of a wife. Must he, indeed? What
about the poor
fellowβs wants, eh? Do they matter? No. Every female in the
blasted
story was plotting to hook some man for herself or her
daughter or
niece. If you donβt call that horror, I donβt know what is!β