"What's a seven–letter word for fire–rising
bird?" Mrs. Presley asked from the back seat.
"Phoenix, Mrs. P." Dylan answered, not missing a beat.
But I could have gotten that one. Not that it was a
competition between Dylan and me. Much. Not that we were
keeping score. Out loud.
"OE or EO for phoenix?" asked Mrs. Presley.
"OE," I shouted. That should count for something.
Dylan gave me a grinning sideways glance.
I bit down on a grin of my own.
A few months ago when we worked the Weatherby case, we'd
fallen into bed together, literally. Not that we'd had sex.
Well, not sex sex. Still, there'd been a little tension
between us for a while after that. We were getting back to
normal now, though. Well, as normal as it got when your
male apprentice–slash–assistant is smart, sexy,
tall and handsome, incredibly good–smelling and
funny. Oh, and young. Did I mention young? All of 29.
"And a six–letter word for highest point? Fourth
letter's an M."
"Climax," I shouted, half turning in the seat and
oh–so–proud of myself.
"No," she said. "No, starts with an S...."
"No fair. You didn't say—"
"Summit!" Dylan didn't turn in the seat. Which was good
considering he was driving at the moment. He did, however,
cast me a wicked grin. "But I like your word, too."
"Try this one." The seat squeaked as Mrs. P shifted her
position.
I heard the tapping of the pencil on the seat behind us.
This time, I'd be ready. Dylan tightened his hands on the
steering wheel beside me.
"Eight letters. Close and often passionate
relationship...."
"Cybersex!"
Dylan snorted a laugh. "Could it be intimate, Mrs. P?"
he said.
She looked down at the paper. "Why, yes ... yes it could
be intimate. Thanks, kids. I think I'm good for now."
"Anytime, Mrs. P."
For the record, I liked my answer better.
I sank back in my seat. The moment silence prevailed
again, my mind drifted right back to that fateful fax from
Deputy Almond that started this odyssey.
The fax had come in late yesterday afternoon, and we'd
left early this morning, grabbing a drive–thru
breakfast and supersizing our coffees. We'd swung by the
office and picked up all the fancy new PI equipment we
might need. Then we'd picked up Mrs. Jane Presley.
Of course, driving wasn't my first choice. I'd wanted to
jump on the first flight. But Dylan, in that damnable voice
of reason of his, had persuaded me we'd be better off
driving. Mother wasn't in custody, so we didn't have to be
in a hair–on–fire hurry. Plus it would give me
the chance to return my mother's BMW, or Bimmer, as she
called it. And as I, too, quickly learned to call it. She
refused to let me drive the thing until I stopped calling
it a Beemer, which apparently is reserved for BMW
motorcycles.
Not that I was aching for a chance to lose the luxury
ride, which had fallen into my possession the last time
mother had been to Marport City. She'd hooked up with
Frankie Morrell and decided to return to Florida with him,
leaving me the use of the car.
At this point I should say I never liked Frankie. And I
liked him even less now. Because Frankie was the one who'd
gone missing — the one the police suspected Mother
of ... um ... disappearing. (The letter hadn't said murder,
but I could read between the lines.)
Anyway, Dylan had pointed out that: a) we needed our
equipment, which would be easier to transport by car; b)
we'd need wheels in Florida anyway; and c) we needed the
think time.
He'd been right, of course.
So how'd we gather up Mrs. P? All too easily.