Chapter One
Things have been going fairly well lately. This means I
have managed to keep out of trouble, show up for my new
job on time and not fall in love with anybody new - or
fall in love with anybody of old, either, which is a whole
other story I've gladly put on the shelf for the moment.
My name is Sally Harrington, most recently of Castleford,
Connecticut, the small city where I was born. I went to
college on the West Coast, did a stint at Boulevard
magazine in L.A. (yes, dahhhling) and then returned home
to Castleford when my mother fell ill, and I ended up
staying a while, writing for my hometown paper. A once-in-
a-lifetime freelance assignment for Expectations magazine
led me to a part-time job with the DBS television
affiliate in New Haven, which, ultimately, has led me
here - to a job at DBS News in New York.
So here I am, the new cosmopolitan sophisticate, with an
apartment in Manhattan and a cottage, as New Yorkers
say, "in the country." And today is a very big day because
my not-so-sophisticated canine pal, Scotty, is making his
uncertain urban debut.
As our Yellow Cab rolls up to the gates of the West End
Broadcasting Center, home to the Darenbrook Broadcasting
System among other Darenbrook enterprises, the security
guard hails, "Hey, Ms. Harrington!" and walks toward my
window.
Scotty immediately goes nuts, barking his head off and
jumping on top of me to protect me from this approaching
threat.
"Oh sheet, ladeh!" the driver yells through the
bulletproof glass from the front seat. "You tay da dawg
not DOO anyting!"
"Scotty, enough!" I command, and Scotty instantly shuts
up, but he also plunks his rear end down on my lap, paws
resting on the armrest to keep guard at the window. Since
I am wearing a navy-blue DKNY skirt and blazer, and since
Scotty is eighty pounds' worth of collie (read, long-
haired)-German shepherd-golden retriever mix, you can
imagine the state of my coiffure. I have light brown hair -
instead of Mother's honey blond - and have blue eyes that
people seem to go for, but even these gifts of nature
can't overcome a flurry of dog hair, lint and dirt.
I get a firm hold on Scotty's leash and manage to worm my
left hand through his legs and chest to roll down the
window.
"Hey, pooch," the guard says, unafraid, holding out his
hand for Scotty to sniff. He ducks a little to smile at
him. "First day, huh?"
Scotty tentatively looks at me and then back at the guard
and suddenly gives him a big lick on the hand. I scratch
the dog behind the ears. "That's right, my good boy," I
say. "It's the first day of school, isn't it?" (When you
don't have children, I'm afraid this is the kind of
conversation you tend to have with your dog.)
"Mrs. Cochran and Mr. Rafferty brought their dogs in
today, too," the guard reports. "The doghouse seems to be
a big hit."
I should explain about this so-called doghouse. When DBS
News first offered me a job as an undefined (albeit very
well paid) assistant producer to the network's star
anchorwoman, Alexandra Waring, my agent asked them to
consider the possibility of building a dog run in the park
located in the middle of the West End complex. I knew the
kind of hours I was likely to keep and there was no way I
could bring Scotty to live with me in New York, not if I
kept him locked up all day and night after his entire
three-year life had been spent in the country. I thought
my future bosses would freak at the audacity of the
request, but my agent insisted I ask, because she said you
never knew, someone way up there might be a little gaga
over animals too. Well, sure enough, my request turned out
to spark a minor revolution, with two aforementioned
executives (Cassy Cochran, president of the DBS network,
and Will Rafferty, executive producer of DBS News) at the
head of the line to get the dog run approved so they could
bring their dogs to work, too.
The security guard is peering at Scotty's face. It is gold
and brown, and his almond-shaped eyes are lined perfectly
in dark brown. "What is he?" he asks me. "Australian
sheepdog?"
When I adopted Scotty from the Castleford Humane Society,
he frankly did not look like much of anything. He was one
of those miserable, big-nosed scrawnies of about seven
months that always seem to get abused in the inner city
before getting dumped somewhere, but who, after good food,
lots of water, love and exercise, often grow into rather
magnificent-looking mutts. Today Scotty does look like
some foreign, outdoorsy breed. "He's a New Zealand
highlander," I say, joking.
"Oh, yeah, New Zealand highlander!" the guard
cries. "Yeah, my sister's got one of those."
"I'm sorry," I say. "I was just kidding. I don't know what
he is."
"I think he is a New Zealand highlander," the guard
insists.
I reach over to grab an extra box of Milk-Bone from the
supplies I've brought for Scotty and hand it to the
guard. "So you can make friends." Scotty turns back to
look at me as if to say, Hey, but another cab has pulled
up behind us and we need to move on.
I'm hoping that Scotty and I can walk to work most days,
because getting a cab with him is more than a little
tricky. Most cabdrivers in Manhattan seem to be from
countries where animals the size of Scotty are more likely
shot, eaten or worshiped, and they seem to be genuinely
fearful of him. The only way I got this cabdriver to take
us was to wave a fistful of dollars and swear that Scotty
would never, as the driver says, DOO anything.
It is a few minutes before noon. I am not expected to be
at West End until one, Monday through Friday, the time
Alexandra Waring usually swings in. Alexandra anchors the
news from nine to ten each night, and we get out of here
usually around eleven. My job, essentially, is to be here
when she is, and do everything my title of assistant
producer allows me to do - rewriting stories, editing
studio copy, supervising staff - without triggering union
violations. (Anything with producer in the title, you see,
means a job exempt from union rules, although I should
explain I am also a card-carrying member of several of
those same unions from my previous experiences as an on-
air reporter.)
I overtip the cabdriver and it seems to square things,
although the minute we get out, the driver jumps out too,
checking the back seat as if he's sure Scotty's made some
kind of mistake. Scotty, of course, now insulted, wants to
go back and scare the driver and starts straining on his
leash, barking and gnashing his teeth, desperate to get
free. The friendly security guy on duty gracefully steers
us away from the entrance of West End to the walk that
goes around the side of the complex.
So much for Scotty's casual and sophisticated debut.