Excerpt of SAHM I Am by Meredith Efken

From: VIM

To: Rosalyn Ebberly Subject: Home from Italy

Hey Honey Sis!

Just little ol' me, letting all y'all know we're home from Italy. Great to be back on our native TEXAS soil.Frank and I were so disappointed you couldn't make it to the wedding,though we understand it was short notice, bless your heart. Mama and Daddy said it was the most beautiful wedding in the world. I thought that was a tad insensitive considering your wedding was pretty, too, but I do believe mine was the day of my dreams — designer gown, gorgeous Italian husband, sunset on the beach, all my friends. And dear Patricia gave me a promotion and a raise as a wedding gift.You'd have had to scrape me off the floor I was so surprised! I'll be headed back to work tomorrow with a ring on my finger and the title of senior public relations manager for the biggest marketing firm in Houston!

I wish you could see how great Ashley, Courtney and Stanley took to their new Nana and Papa. Mama and Daddy were fussing over them so much, you'd never know they already have three grandchildren. How ARE y'all's sweet little kiddos,anyway? I can't hardly wait for them to meet my stepchildren. My darlings and me just love each other to pieces already — the poor dears needed a mother. Frank and them treat me like I'm some hero, bless their hearts. And Mama said if there was a motheroftheyear award, I deserved it, taking on a 9, 6, and 4yearold, and me only 30 years old! I said, "Well, Rosalyn just turned 32, and she has 3 kids." Mama laughed and said,"True, but she doesn't have any career or social life, so what else could she do but have children?"

I'm attaching pictures of the wedding and our Italian honeymoon. Frank took all the Italy pictures, and he's already griping about the wedding photos. But he's such an artist about his photography, I didn't expect nothing else. So there ya go. Enjoy!

Ciao, Mrs.Veronica Marcello,WIFE of Francesco Marcello (doesn't that sound beautiful?)

From: Rosalyn Ebberly

To: SAHM I Am Subject: [SAHM I Am] TOTW August 2:

Positive Selfimage

Blessed Mothers,

I hope you are having a FABULOUS day at home with your precious little ones.I know I am.It's a sunny,beautiful morning here in Hibiscus,WA.Jefferson,my fiveyearold,just gave me a bouquet of flowers he picked from our garden.He gave me a kiss and said,"Daddy gives you flowers so I wanted to, too." Isn't that just the sweetest thing?

Our Topic of the Week is all about how to have a healthy selfimage without being selfcentered. Some ways I do that are:

1) Make a list of all the nice things people say about me. (This took a while since there were many things to write.) 2) Make a list of all the things I'm good at. 3) Make a list of my best accomplishments. 4) Make a list of things I need to improve. (Fortunately, this was relatively short.) 5) Write out all the verses in the Bible that talk about how much God loves me. (I whipped this one out during my quiet time this morning.It only took two hours, leaving me with enough time to go jogging before my children woke up and DH had to leave for work.)

As you can see, I'm into lists.What about you ladies? What can you do to promote a positive selfimage?

As always, humbled to be serving you as, Rosalyn Ebberly SAHM I AM Loop Moderator

"She looks well to the ways of her household, and does not eat the bread of idleness."

Proverbs 31:27 (NASB)

From: Zelia Muzuwa

To: SAHM I Am Subject: [SAHM I AM] Are worms poisonous?

"cause Griffith just ate one.

Z

From: The Millards To: SAHM I Am Subject: Re: [SAHM I AM] Are worms poisonous?

Zelia,

No, he'll be fine.Tyler ate a lizard when he was 2, and he's managed to survive to the ripe old age of 8. Don't worry.

Speaking of Tyler, you all have to cheer for his soccer team tomorrow night. Go PIKES!!!

Jocelyn

From: Zelia Muzuwa

To: SAHM I Am Subject: Re: [SAHM I AM] Are worms poisonous?

That's a relief. Of course, I should be more worried about whether or not Seamus will live to see his 7th birthday.Turns out, he talked little brother into swallowing the worm. Threatened to cut the head off Griffith's Big Bird if he didn't chow down.When Tristan got home, Seamus had to confess it all to daddy.

So Tristan puts on his James Earl Jones voice, all low and rumbly with that Zimbabwean/English accent (oooh, gives me tingles just thinking about it) and looks WAYYYY down at Seamus, whose little brown body is now trembling in boxer pj's."Seamus," he says,"did you force your brother to eat a worm?"

Seamus has the nerve to squeak out that he did not FORCE Griffith to eat the worm, he merely SUGGESTED that it might be the only way to save Big Bird. So Tristan says,"Son, you will go TO your room, and I will deeal with you in a moment." I tell you, even I shivered at that. No one is as good at sounding ominous and foreboding as my husband!

Daddy's little girl, Cosette, knows no fear. She marches over to him, looks up with those huge brown eyes and says, "Daddy, be careful with Seamus. He's still in his formative years."

Tristan remains granitefaced. He taps Cosette's nose and says,"Yes, little one, and so he shall be formed, while there's still time for it." I just LOVE how he talks!

The short of it is that Seamus will not be able to go with us to the children's museum tomorrow,but instead has to stay with Molly — a friend of mine who has a fiveyearold girl, Allison, who loves to play "getting married" and makes Seamus be the groom every time we visit.A worse punishment couldn't be found!

So, to quote the Bard, "All's well that ends well" and "Come, come, you froward and unable worms!"