At nine in the morning, the offices of the New York
Gazette are quiet. Reporters read the morning papers,
prepare to call their sources and blink off hangovers over
steaming cups of coffee. Today, however, it was a different
kind of quiet. The kind of quiet where everyone seems to be
waiting for the roof to cave in, or the floor to suddenly
give way and fall out from under you.
Every morning I would swipe my ID card, wave hello to the
security guards who'd gradually warmed to me over the years
and wait for the elevator with lots of other people who also
looked like they'd rather still be in bed. I would exit the
elevators at the twelfth floor, passing the receptionist,
always too busy to acknowledge staffers, and walk to my
desk. The offices of the New York Gazette towered
over Rockefeller Center, giving me a panoramic view of one
of the busiest streets in the city. Yet when I navigated the
mess of chairs and debris and entered the cubicle farm on
this day, I noticed the other journalists who shared my row
were nowhere to be seen. There were no faces hunched far too
close to computer screens, no whispered chats about the
umpteenth death knell sounded for our industry. No reporters
haggling over verb usage and tense like it was a matter of
life or death. It seemed every day across our industry there
were more layoffs, more cutbacks, more reasons to fear the
end. And it had been drilled repeatedly into us by our
corporate overlords and the media that if the sickle wasn't
already lancing the air above our heads, it was in the midst
of being lowered into place.
I couldn't worry about that. Still a few years shy of
thirty, it had been my lifelong ambition to work at a
prestigious, thriving newspaper. And while one could debate
whether the Gazette was thriving, in my short time
here I'd had the chance to work alongside some of the
greats, including my idol, Jack O'Donnell.
I'd also been wanted for murder and targeted by a deranged
serial killer. Hey, who doesn't complain about their job
sometimes?
Externally, you might think I looked the same. Internally,
though, I was a different man. A man learns who he is when
his life, innocence and freedom are challenged. I was
stronger than I ever knew I could be, but deep down I wished
I hadn't needed to find that out.
When I navigated the maze of empty desks to arrive at mine,
I put my coffee and muffin on the desk, sat down and debated
whether to ignore the silence or see what was causing the
sound vacuum. I reached for the plastic tab on my coffee,
but immediately thought twice. To ignore the strange
stillness of the office would have gone against every bone
in my body, and probably triggered some sort of spontaneous
combustion. Curiosity not only killed the cat, but made my
breakfast grow cold. So I stood back up and took a lap
around the news floor to see what the hell was going on.
I didn't have to go far.
A group of half a dozen reporters were huddled around the
desk of Evelyn Waterstone, the Gazette's Metro
editor. They were talking under their breaths, worried looks
in their eyes. I wondered if there were going to be layoffs.
If some of my colleagues—perhaps even myself—would be out of
a job. That Evelyn's desk had seemingly replaced the
watercooler as center of office scoop was itself noteworthy.
Evelyn stayed as far away from gossip as those who gossiped
stayed away from her. Whatever happened had to be big enough
to pique her interest. I walked up casually, inserting
myself into the conversation through proximity alone.
Evelyn Waterstone was a short, squat woman whose haircut
resembled a well-manicured putting green— only this
particular green was gray with age—and whose broad shoulders
would have been a welcome addition to most offensive lines.
She was a disciplinarian in the gentlest sense of the word.
It took several years for her to warm up to me, but when my
work ethic and the quality of my reporting became clear,
Evelyn began to grudgingly show me a modicum of respect.
Still, I don't think you'd ever see the two of us tossing
back a couple of longnecks after hours. I made an effort
never to stop by her desk unless I had a specific question,
and Evelyn never stormed by mine unless I'd made some
terrible grammatical mistake that, to Evelyn, was only
slightly worse of an offense than treason.
"Morning, Parker," Evelyn said. She held a black thermos
between her fleshy hands, and took a long, drawn-out sip.
"Another beautiful day at your friendly local newspaper."
She sniffed the air. "Glad to see you've begun showering
regularly again."
"Morning, Evelyn," I said, nodded to the other reporters,
who offered the same.
"You hear about Rourke?" she said. I hadn't, and told her
so. She raised her arms dramatically as if recounting some
heroic tale. "This paper's most controversial
sportswriter—who incidentally once told a linebacker he
would ‘whup his ass like a donkey'—got mugged yesterday on
his way home from the office. Well, I shouldn't say mugged,
because the guy didn't take any money, but Frank ended up
getting the donkey side of the whupping."
"Really?" I said, incredulous. "Rourke?" I had no love lost
for Frank Rourke, considering the man had once left a bag of
excrement on my desk—but the man's swagger seemed to come
from years of always being the one guy who was able to leave
the fight on his own two feet.
"Seems some hothead took umbrage to Frank's calling the
Yankees ‘the most poorly run organization since FEMA.' Some
disgruntled asshat from the Bronx. Anyway, this guy waits
outside of the office until Frank leaves. Then he yells,
‘Yo, Rourke!' Frank turns his head, and gets a sockful of
quarters up against the side of his temple."
"That's terrible, is he okay?"
"Concussion, he'll be fine. Police arrested the fan, I'm
just hoping he might have damaged the area of Frank's brain
that makes him such an asshole. Maybe he'll have one of
those Regarding Henry kind of epiphanies and come
back a better man."
"That's probably too much to expect."
"We can dream, Parker. We can dream."
As we chatted, I noticed another group of reporters huddled
together in the hallway looking like they'd just been told
management had decided to restructure by throwing them out
the twelfth floor windows. The group shifted nervously,
whispering amongst themselves. Never wanting to be the last
one in the know, I approached, said, "I thought Frank was
going to be fine, what gives?"
Jonas Levinson, the Gazette's science editor, said,
"Frank is the least of our concerns. Though, as a matter of
fact, something has died this morning. Something to be
mourned as long as we're employed by this godforsaken
newspaper. As of today, good taste, my friend, has kicked
the bucket."
I stared at Jonas, waiting for some kind of an explanation.
Levinson was a tall man, balding, who wore a different bow
tie to the office every day. He very seldom exaggerated his
feelings, so at Jonas's remark a flock of butterflies began
to flutter around in my stomach.
"I'm not following you," I said to Jonas. "Good taste?
Jonas, care to explain?"
"Just follow the eyes, Parker," Jonas said. "Follow the eyes."
I opened my mouth to ask another question, but then I
realized what he was saying. The eyes of every member of our
group were focused on two individuals making their way
across the Gazette's floor. They were stopping at
every desk, popping into each office for a few moments. It
looks like some sort of introduction ritual was taking place.
Immediately this struck me as odd. I'd never met another
employee during a walkaround, and had not received one
myself. The fact that this one person was being given the
grand tour made it clear he was someone the brass wanted to
coddle.
One of the two men I recognized immediately as Wallace
Langston, editor in chief. Wallace was in his midfifties,
lean with a neatly trimmed beard. His brown hair was flecked
with gray, and he had the slightly bent posture of a man
who'd spent the majority of his years hunched over a
keyboard. Wallace had been a staunch supporter of mine in
the years I'd been employed by the paper, and even though
now more than ever he was feeling the crunch of his
corporate masters insisting on higher profit margins, he
knew what it took to print good news. If not my idol, he was
a good, loyal mentor.
"Is he," I said, "introducing someone around the office?"
"That is precisely what it looks like," Jonas replied.
Evelyn walked up and said, "I never met a damn person until
my first staff meeting. I got as much of an introduction as
my stove has to a cooking pot."
"Me, neither," I said. When I started at the Gazette,
I didn't know anybody other than Jack O'Donnell. Jack
was my boyhood idol, the man most aspiring reporters dreamt
of becoming. He and I had grown close over the last few
years, but recently he'd lost his battle with the bottle and
left the Gazette. I hadn't spoken to him in a few
months. I'd tried his home, his cell phone, even walked by
his Clinton apartment a few times, but never got a hold of
the man. It was clear Jack needed some time alone with his
demons.
Ironically the first reporter I'd met was a woman named
Paulina Cole. We worked next to each other when I first
started at the Gazette. Soon she left for a job at
the rival Dispatch, where through a combination of
balls, brass and more balls she'd become one of the most
talked-about writers in the city. Paulina was cold,
calculating, ruthless and, worst of all, damn smart. She
knew what people wanted to read—namely, anything where if
you squeezed a page, dirt or juice came out— and gave it to
them. She was part of the reason Jack had left the
Gazette. She'd managed to pay off numerous people
in order to discover the extent of Jack's drinking habits,
and then ran a front-page article (with unflattering
pictures) depicting Jack as the second coming of Tara Reid.
Saying there was no love lost between us was like saying
there was no love lost between east and west coast rappers.
Wallace was still too far away for us to make out just who
he was introducing around the office, but I got the feeling
he would prefer if he didn't have to do it en masse.
"I'm going back to my desk," I said. "Jonas, if you see good
taste anywhere, I'll get the paddles and we'll resuscitate
the bastard."
"Thank you for the offer, Henry, but I do believe it's too
late."
I walked back to my desk, trying not to think about what
this could mean. Since Jack left, the Gazette had
been on a hiring freeze. We were in a war with the
Dispatch over circulation rates, advertising
dollars and stories, and our expenses were taking a toll. If
Harvey Hillerman, the president and owner of the
Gazette, had hired a new reporter, he or she had to
be important enough to cause a stir. Not to mention someone
who would be approved of by the other reporters whose pay
raises had been nixed last holiday season.
I sat down and continued working on a story I'd been
following up on for several weeks, about the homeless
population of New York. According to the New York City
Department of Homeless Services, there were over thirty-five
thousand homeless individuals living within the city's
borders. Including over nine thousand families. That number
had increased by fifteen percent in the last five years.
I was about to pick up the phone, when I heard the sound of
footsteps approach and then stop by my desk. I looked up to
Wallace Langston. And his mystery hire.
"Henry Parker," Wallace said, hand outstretched, "meet Tony
Valentine."
Tony Valentine was six foot three, looked to be a hundred
and eighty svelte pounds and had the smile of a cruise-ship
director. His hair was bleached blond, and his teeth
glistened. His tan was clearly sprayed on, as I noticed when
he extended his hand to shake mine that his palms were a
much paler shade. He wore a designer suit, and wore it well.
A red pocket square was neatly tucked into his suit jacket.
The initials TV were embroidered in white script on the cloth.
As he offered his hand, I noticed his sleeves were held
together by two gold cuff links. Also monogrammed with TV
Clearly this man did not want his name to be forgotten.
"Henry Parker," Valentine said, gushing insincere
admiration. "It's just a pleasure to finally meet you. I've
been following your career ever since that nasty business of
your murder accusation. All those guns and bullets, and now
here I am, working with you. Sir, it is an honor."
While I pried the goop from my brain, I shook Valentine's
hand, then looked at Wallace. The name Tony Valentine did
sound familiar, but I couldn't quite place it…
"Tony is our new gossip reporter," Wallace said
enthusiastically. "We were able to pluck him from Us
Weekly. Today is his first day."
"And not a day too soon," Tony said, pressing the back of
his hand against his forehead, as though diagnosing a
strange malady. "As much as I admire your paper—and Wallace,
please don't think otherwise—it was lacking a certain
pizzazz. A certain panache, if you will. A
certain sexiness."
"Let me guess," I said. "You're here to bring sexy back."
Tony pursed his lips and smiled. "You're a clever one,
Henry. I'm going to have to keep my eye on you. So, guess
what my new column is going to be called?"
"Do I have to?"
"You most certainly do." Tony waited a moment, then blurted
out, "‘Valentine's Day.' Isn't that a riot?"
"Better than the ones in L.A."
"True, true. By the way, Wallace told me you covered the
Athena Paradis murder a while back. Is that so?"
"You heard right," I said. Athena Paradis was a professional
celebrity/diva who was gunned down outside a nightclub where
she was performing tracks off her upcoming album. I
investigated the murder, and nearly lost my life in the process.
"Let me tell you, the day that girl died, it was like the
day I learned Diana had been killed. Athena was just one
more reason for me to get up in the morning. I don't think I
slept for a week after that. I can't imagine how you must
have felt."