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How a Trip to the Bookstore Led to Sex with an Alien and the Destruction of Earth
Anunnaki Chronicles #1
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October 2017
On Sale: September 21, 2017
Featuring: Autumn
345 pages
ISBN: 1947119028
EAN: 9781947119024
Kindle: B071Z7YTW7
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Romance Science Fiction
End Times Are Here!
Now you can eat whatever
you want and not care if you gain weight.
The
president has announced that Earth is going to collide with
a rogue moon, and in the process, our entire planet is going
to be smashed to bits. As one would expect, upon hearing
this news, humans went ballistic. It was as if every sports
team in the world lost their championship game at the same
time. No car was left unrolled--but oddly enough, Taco Bell
remained open and made unfathomable profits in the last
days. Apparently, Doritos Locos® Tacos were a popular last
meal.
Autumn (who for the purpose of this retelling
asked to be portrayed as drool-inducing hot with kick-ass
ninja skills) has just been handed the task of saving all of
humanity. With the help of her unbelievably sexy alien
boyfriend and her kleptomaniac friend with fire-retardant
hair, Autumn races to save her fellow humans by using the
Ark of the Covenant. Along the way, she discovers how
sheltered people are from the truth of extraterrestrials and
their power to either protect us or destroy
us.
Stupid government.
Grab a
bottle of wine, a shipload of snacks, and prepare to take a
ride on this humorous chick lit romantic sci-fi paranormal
adventure. If you're into Ancient Aliens, conspiracy
theories, UFOs, crave a little sexy time in your reading,
are curious if we were genetically engineered (like the
Sumerian cuneiform texts claim), and are dying to find out
the meaning of life, then this book is for you.
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