Millicent Mandrake is a witch with a Prick and problem. Sheโd argue that all Pricks are problems, but to be fair, sheโs never met another porcupine familiar. She wouldnโt be in this mess if he hadnโt taken to crawling into her seat at just the wrong time. The middle of Masters Conjuring and sheโd just wrought the best, most powerful spell of her life--mortals would call it defending their dissertationโand she sat on him. The stream of curses that left her lips tore a hole in this dimension and conjured a slick-talking, snappy dressing, horned hottie named Ethelred.
Instead of being the answer sheโd hoped forโmaking her student loans disappearโheโs another problem. His magic doesnโt work in this dimension and she has no idea how to send him home. So she packs up her Prick, her problem, her Ethelred, and all her worldly and otherworldly goods in her purple โ86 SS Monte Carlo, and drives to Assjacket, West Virginia in hopes of gaining an audience with Baba Yaga, but sheโs away visiting the 80โs. When Millie tries to drown her sorrows in fairy juice, she gets a different kind of audience, a hangover from hell, and an idea thatโs just crazy enough to workโa strip club that caters to the supernatural. Sheโll be raking in the money in no time and her magic will be safe.
Of course, nothing can be that easy in Assjacketโor even just outside the county line. Some patrons are committing strange crimes after leaving her club and sheโs got ten days to solve the mystery or face Baba Yagaโs wrath.
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