Magic and Mayhem: Risky Witchness
On Sale: October 17, 2016
Featuring: Millicent Mandrake; Ethelred
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Millicent Mandrake is a witch with a Prick and problem.
Sheâ€™d argue that all Pricks are problems, but to be fair,
sheâ€™s never met another porcupine familiar. She wouldnâ€™t
be in this mess if he hadnâ€™t taken to crawling into her
seat at just the wrong time. The middle of Masters
Conjuring and sheâ€™d just wrought the best, most powerful
spell of her life--mortals would call it defending their
dissertationâ€”and she sat on him. The stream of curses
that left her lips tore a hole in this dimension and
conjured a slick-talking, snappy dressing, horned hottie
Instead of being the answer sheâ€™d hoped forâ€”making her
student loans disappearâ€”heâ€™s another problem. His magic
doesnâ€™t work in this dimension and she has no idea how to
send him home. So she packs up her Prick, her problem,
her Ethelred, and all her worldly and otherworldly goods
in her purple â€™86 SS Monte Carlo, and drives to
Assjacket, West Virginia in hopes of gaining an audience
with Baba Yaga, but sheâ€™s away visiting the 80â€™s.
When Millie tries to drown her sorrows in fairy juice,
she gets a different kind of audience, a hangover from
hell, and an idea thatâ€™s just crazy enough to workâ€”a
strip club that caters to the supernatural. Sheâ€™ll be
raking in the money in no time and her magic will be
Of course, nothing can be that easy in Assjacketâ€”or even
just outside the county line. Some patrons are committing
strange crimes after leaving her club and sheâ€™s got ten
days to solve the mystery or face Baba Yagaâ€™s wrath.
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