Millicent Mandrake is a witch with a Prick and problem. Sheβd argue that all Pricks are problems, but to be fair, sheβs never met another porcupine familiar. She wouldnβt be in this mess if he hadnβt taken to crawling into her seat at just the wrong time. The middle of Masters Conjuring and sheβd just wrought the best, most powerful spell of her life--mortals would call it defending their dissertationβand she sat on him. The stream of curses that left her lips tore a hole in this dimension and conjured a slick-talking, snappy dressing, horned hottie named Ethelred.
Instead of being the answer sheβd hoped forβmaking her student loans disappearβheβs another problem. His magic doesnβt work in this dimension and she has no idea how to send him home. So she packs up her Prick, her problem, her Ethelred, and all her worldly and otherworldly goods in her purple β86 SS Monte Carlo, and drives to Assjacket, West Virginia in hopes of gaining an audience with Baba Yaga, but sheβs away visiting the 80βs. When Millie tries to drown her sorrows in fairy juice, she gets a different kind of audience, a hangover from hell, and an idea thatβs just crazy enough to workβa strip club that caters to the supernatural. Sheβll be raking in the money in no time and her magic will be safe.
Of course, nothing can be that easy in Assjacketβor even just outside the county line. Some patrons are committing strange crimes after leaving her club and sheβs got ten days to solve the mystery or face Baba Yagaβs wrath.
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