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Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You
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August 2005
192 pages
ISBN: 1595800042
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Non-Fiction
Myths of the "good" and "bad" driver are debunked by
describing in detail the liberating truths about driving
that have long been suppressed. Comical commentary and
tongue-in-cheek observations are provided on such topics as
intimidating pedestrians, making one's car louder, the dos
and don'ts of sleeping at the wheel, and driving when one
can no longer see. There is an exhaustive list of Did You
Knows? such as: Did you know if you get boxed in by other,
smaller cars in a parking space, you have the legal right to
bash your way free? This entertaining guide is also full of
safety tips, such as do not drive with your feet until you
have mastered driving with your knees, and definitions like
Pedestrian: annoying obstacle infringing upon your right to
drive at any speed you choose. Hidden meanings behind
ordinary traffic signs are revealed, including the coyly
worded No U-turn sign, which actually means "look both ways
for police officers, and if you don't see any, go ahead and
make the U-turn."
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