Okay, granted, an albino alligator on the loose in San Francisco is pretty darn exciting. But my two cats, Rupert and Isabella, and I have better things to do than tail a reptile from Nob Hill to Fishermanโs Wharf. Weโre investigating the mysterious Steinhart brothers, the 1900s-era benefactors who provided the original funding for Clive the alligatorโs aquarium. Follow the money, as my uncle Oscar used to sayโฆ
In the media circus surrounding Clive, one clown gets a little too close to the renegade gatorโour very own aspiring mayor, Montgomery Carmichael. Weโd hate to see Monty meet an undignified end, but weโre on a hunt of our ownโfor Uncle Oscarโs latest treasure. Of course, thatโs assuming the whole thing isnโt a crockโฆ
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