January 22nd, 2025
Home | Log in!

Fresh Pick
GOLDEN LORD
GOLDEN LORD

New Books This Week

Reader Games

Video Book Club

Reviewer Application


New year, new stories—begin your journey today!

Slideshow image


Since your web browser does not support JavaScript, here is a non-JavaScript version of the image slideshow:

slideshow image
From 1930s Memphis to present-day Chicago, this sweeping novel explores the Negro Baseball Leagues through a player's great-granddaughter uncovering her family's story�and her own.


slideshow image
On an island full of secrets, is death the only escape?


slideshow image
Can she have the man of her dreams and the life she's always wanted?


slideshow image
TANGLES, A Cold War Love Story wrapped inside a Mystery


slideshow image
For Sheriff Bree Taggert, a gruesome double murder exposes the secrets of the dead in a shocking novel of suspense by #1�Wall Street Journal�bestselling author Melinda Leigh.


slideshow image
Artificial Intelligence Was a Godsend Until It Took Over His Life


The Unthinkable Thoughts Of Jacob Green
Joshua Braff

Plume
October 2005
On Sale: September 27, 2005
Featuring: Jacob Green
272 pages
ISBN: 0452286700
EAN: 9780452286702
Paperback
Add to Wish List

Fiction

It's 1977. Jacob Green, a Jewish kid from suburban New Jersey, sits on the stairs during his family's housewarming party, waiting for his father, Abram--charming host, everyone's best friend, and amateur emcee--to introduce him to the crowd. Housewarming parties, Annie Hall parties, and bar mitzvah parties punctuate Jacob's childhood and require command performances by all the Green family members. But when the confetti settles and the drapes are drawn, the affable Abram Green becomes an egotistical tyrant whose emotional rages rupture the lives of his family.

Jacob doesn't mean to disappoint his father, but he can't help thinking the most unthinkable (and very funny) thoughts about public-school humiliation, Hebrew-school disinclination, and in-home sex education (with the live-in nanny!). If only his mother hadn't started college at thirty-six (and fallen for her psychology professor). If only he were more like his rebellious older brother (suspended from Hebrew school for drawing the rabbi in a threesome with a lobster and a pig). If only Jacob could confront his overbearing father and tell him he doesn't want to sing in synagogue, attend est classes, write the perfect thank-you note, or even live in the same house with Abram Green. But, of course, he can't. That would be unthinkable.

This self-assured, comic, yet piercing first novel deftly captures the struggle of an imperfect boy trying to become a suitable son.

No awards found for this book.

Comments

No comments posted.

Registered users may leave comments.
Log in or register now!

© 2003-2025 off-the-edge.net  all rights reserved Privacy Policy