Jane Squire is a normal, rational human, who doesn’t believe in fairytales. Then, the self-proclaimed “King of the Vampires” arrives in her grocery store. Slade says that Jane is destined to help him on some crazy, epic quest. Not only does the arrogant lunatic get her fired, but she’s somehow transported into the worse fantasy movie imaginable.
With script pages full of stolen dialogue, random musical numbers, and a whole cast of supernatural weirdoes, there’s no denying that Jane and Slade are stuck in a swords-and-sorcery film. Even worse, Jane is starting to think that the handsome vampire who’s wrecked her practical life might just be her Prince Charming.
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