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Love, Danger, Homecomings & Heart โ€” Your June Reading Escape Starts Here

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One disastrous night. One devastating man. One diabolical proposition.


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Heโ€™s stubborn. Sheโ€™s tougher. His kid? Already picked the bride.


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A small-town second chance wrapped in danger, desire, and Sharon Sala heart.


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She came home to save the ranchโ€ฆ and found the cowboy she never forgot.


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From reality TV heartbreak to real-life reinvention.


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A missing twin. A deadly cartel. One K-9 team caught in the crossfire.


Excerpt of If Cooks Could Kill by JoAnne Pence

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Angie Amalfi Mystery
Avon
January 2003
Featuring: Angie Amalfi; Paavo Smith
325 pages
ISBN: 0060548215
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Also by JoAnne Pence:

The Da Vinci Cook, March 2007
Paperback
Red Hot Murder, January 2006
Paperback
Courting Disaster, November 2004
Paperback
Mistletoe and Mayhem, October 2004
Paperback
Two Cooks A-Killing, October 2003
Paperback
If Cooks Could Kill, January 2003
Paperback
Bell, Cook, and Candle, January 2002
Paperback
To Catch a Cook, November 2000
Paperback

Excerpt of If Cooks Could Kill by JoAnne Pence

Chapter One

Connie Rogers glanced down at herself to make sure her
brand new black lace Wonderbra was still doing its job and
her boobs hadn't sagged as low as her spirits. She'd fixed
herself up pretty hot for tonight's date in a leopard-
print Lycra top with plunging V-neckline, short black
polyester skirt, black diamond-patterned nylons, and sky-
high patent leather heels, size 7 narrow. She normally
wore a medium, but the narrow looked a lot better, and it
fit. Almost. Not to mention that she'd risked razor burn
by shaving her legs and underarms even though she'd last
done them just three days earlier. Okay, so maybe that was
overkill, but a girl could hope, couldn't she?

She sat alone at a window table in the Wings of an Angel
restaurant. Her feet ached and her skirt seams screamed.
She wriggled in the chair trying to stop the waistband
from digging in quite so tight. She'd worn it to make sure
her date liked what he saw. If he ever showed, that is.

If her willpower alone could have caused him to enter the
restaurant, he'd have bounded in doing handsprings. She'd
already smoothed the white linen tablecloth, straightened
the silverware, and twirled the single rose in the milk
glass vase so many times half the petals had fallen off.
The oversized gold-plated Anne Klein watch she'd splurged
on at Costco showed 7:20 p.m. Not only was her date twenty
minutes late, but since she'd arrived ten minutes early,
if she were a thumb-twiddler, she'd have nothing left but
stumps.

It wasn't as if she'd twisted his arm to go out with her.
In fact, she'd never even talked to him, but she was a
victim here. A victim of a blind date who'd stiffed her.
What was with that?

Earl White, one of the three owners of the Wings of an
Angel and the one who acted as both maรฎtre d' and all
around waiter of the small restaurant, caught her eye. He
was short and barrel-shaped, with hair resembling a
shellacked brown helmet atop a face crisscrossed with
wrinkles. He, too, glanced at his watch, then back at her
with a shrug.

Being stood up was bad enough; the last thing she needed
was an audience. She bet Earl had never been stood up. He
was in his sixties, and not only single, but still
bringing in a paycheck instead of living off Social
Security, which made him one of the most sought after men
at the North Beach Senior Center. She once heard there was
a knock-down-drag-out over him between Gina DiGrazia and
Beatrice Pikulski. Plus, he was straight, which in San
Francisco, was not to be assumed.

Connie's best friend, Angie Amalfi, had helped Earl and
his partners, Butch Pagozzi and Vinnie Freiman, build
Wings of an Angel into a pleasant, albeit small,
restaurant, and they'd grown close in the process. As a
result, whenever Connie showed up, she, too, was treated
like family. Maybe that was why Earl had taken such an
interest in her plight a couple days ago.

She'd been talking with him about getting herself a dog. A
little dog, nothing big or troublesome, but just something
warm and alive to greet her when she went home after work.
Something that needed her, that would love her
unfailingly, through good times and bad.

Okay, so she had a goldfish. It was alive; it needed her,
but it wasn't anything she could give a big hug to.
Talking to it, watching its flat eyes and lack of reaction
as it went around in circles no matter how heartfelt her
story was, was an exercise in futility.

Earl had suddenly -- rather rudely, truth be told-- asked
how her love life was going. She asked if zip, zero, nada
was a clear enough answer. Before she knew it, he'd talked
to his partner, Butch, who was also the restaurant's cook.
Butch had called a nephew--apparently the only one in the
family who'd made a name for himself--and arranged
tonight's turkey of a blind date.

Excerpt from If Cooks Could Kill by JoAnne Pence
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