“So tell me how you feel.”
I must be pretty heavily sedated because when the therapist
asks me that question, the word “feel” comes out sounding
like it’s a slide. I’ll just bet if I could climb on top of
that slide, I’d be able to slip from the room and not have
to answer that stupid question. I shake my head. What
does she mean, how do I feel? I feel like been given
something like heroin or Clonazepam or Secobarbital
or some other mind-numbing agent. I feel like I weigh a
thousand pounds, and I’m looking at her through thick glass
walls and she’s talking to me through some kind of filter
made of seven layers of dense foam. I feel like…wait, I
know. I’m in here because I’m different. I’m sitting here
with what feels like two hundred pounds of cotton between my
ears because they don’t “get” who and what I am. They think
there’s something wrong with me. They all think I’m broken.
She pushes up her glasses on her nose and taps her pen on
the arm of the brown leather chair in which she sits, like a
prim, porcelain doll. “I’m waiting.”
“Are you talking to me?”
Her face is wrinkled, like an Amish Apple Doll. Her dyed
brown hair needs a touch-up. White and gray roots serve as a
flag to her age. She smiles, a crisp, stiff smile like
peanut brittle. “I don’t see anyone else sitting across from
me, do you?”
I picture taking her smug smile in my fingers and snapping
it in two, resulting in my own satisfied smile. “Where’s
Daniel?”
“Who?”
“Daniel Navid. My soul bound lover.”
She frowns and scribbles a few notes in the black binder
sitting on top of her lap. She smoothes her blue tweed
skirt. Clears her throat. Tries again. “How do you feel
right now, Ms. Engles? Your sisters were pretty concerned
about you when they brought you in here.”
“Where, exactly, is here?”
“You don’t know?”
“If I did, I wouldn’t ask the question.”
The therapist nods, as if I’ve just said something profound.
She gestures to the room with her certificates of
accomplishment and education lining the beige walls like
little soldiers. “Well, you’re at the Brookstone Center for
Healing, in Bellevue, Washington. Do you know where Bellevue
is?”
“Are you kidding me? I’ve lived in this area all my life. I
live over in West Seattle, two bridges away from Bellevue.
Of course I know where Bellevue is.” I reach up and rub my
eyes, trying to clear the spider webs, mud puddles, and
sludge clouding my mind.
“Do you know what day it is?” The peanut brittle smile
appears again.
I want to smash that smile with a hammer. “Yeah, it’s today.
And yesterday was yesterday. And tomorrow’s going to be
tomorrow.”
She taps her pen. Scribbles. Frowns. Scribbles some more.
“So you don’t actually know what day it is.” She says that
as a statement, not a question.
“Let’s see, two days ago I was in Brazil, and it was
Thursday. That must make today Saturday. What do I win?”