Chapter One
I knew it was going to be a bad day when Neva Jean called
that early in the morning.
"Callahan?" she said hesitantly.
"What is it now, Neva Jean?" She's one of the best
housecleaners I have working for me, but you wouldn't
believe the shit that happens in her personal life.
Neva Jean hesitated again. "No use lying. You'll find out
anyway. Me and Swanelle were on our way to Valdosta Friday
night when we got in a big fight. You know Swanelle's
temper. Well, he got so mad at me he pulled into a Waffle
House outside Macon, put me out of the truck, and took off
and left me standing there. Me with nothin' but a bottle
of Mountain Dew in one hand and the Danielle Steel
paperback I was readin' in the other. Left me standing
there in the middle of the parking lot wearing my house
shoes."
I sighed, loudly. "Where are you now, Neva Jean? And how
much money do you need to get back here right away? I've
got you scheduled to work every day this week, and two of
the other girls are already out sick."
There was extended throat-clearing at the other end of the
phone. "I'm still in Macon, honey," she wailed. "Some of
the girls working at the Waffle House have been taking
turns putting me up, and they let me clean up there in
return for meals, but my purse is in Swanelle's truck, and
if I know him, he's gone off on a toot. You reckon you
could wire me bus fare back to Atlanta? You know I'm good
for it."
I scrabbled on the kitchen table and found my checkbook.
My balance had been lower, but not much. "Will twenty-five
dollars do it, Neva Jean?"
"I reckon it'll have to," she said resignedly.
"Fine," I snapped. "Get somebody to give you a ride to
Western Union, and I'll have Edna wire it to you. Make
sure you're here by eight A.M. tomorrow. You've got the
Mahaffeys and the Greenbergs, and you know they don't like
anybody but you in their houses."
just as I banged the phone down-hard-the front door
slammed. Into my kitchen, which also serves as office and
headquarters for the House Mouse, Atlanta Central
Division, a cloud of cigarette smoke preceded a five-foot-
two-inch woman in her early sixties. The blue hair was
teased and tormented into an unnaturallooking winged
creation I call her Hadassah do. It was Edna Mae Garrity,
my live-in office manager and threepack-a-day mother.
She set the morning paper down on the old oak kitchen
table we share as a desk and sniffed the air.
"No coffee made?"
"I thought that was your job," I said, pointedly waving
away the smoke she blew in my direction.
She deliberately shot a stream toward me, then turned
toward the coffeepot. "You wanna tell me why you've got
your panties in a wad so early on a Monday morning?"
I flipped open the daily appointment book and showed her a
full day's worth of bookings penciled there in her own
rounded, looping handwriting.
"We've got a full day's work, one big new client, and
Jackie and Ruby are out sick. On top of that, Neva Jean
just called; she's stuck in Macon with no money and can't
possibly get back until tonight at the earliest."
Maybe I should explain here about the House Mouse. Jesus I
hate that name. It's a cleaning service, actually. After I
left the Atlanta Police Department last year, I had the
hot idea of becoming a private detective. Lots of guys I
know have done it after leaving the department. It seemed
like a good idea at the time, but I overlooked one thing-
my sex. Once I got my license, I found out fast that
unless you're a man and latch on to one of those high-
priced corporate-security consulting gigs, most private
detective work is just nickel-and-dime skip-tracing and
divorce work. Which I detest.
About then, Edna talked me into buying this cleaning
service. Easy money, she'd said. She could get her
longtime cleaning lady, Ruby, and some of Ruby's friends
to come to work for us. And with all her contacts,
neighbors, and friends, people she knew from the beauty
parlor she'd managed for twenty years, we'd be in high
cotton. She kicked in some money she'd been putting aside,
and I took ten thousand out of my police pension fund and
bought the business.
And since the stationery, brochures, and even the pink
Chevy minivan that came with the deal all said House
Mouse, it was cheaper to keep the old name. Which I hate.
We operate out of my little bungalow in Candler Park, a
nice tree-shaded neighborhood here in Atlanta. The
business has grown steadily, I'll have to admit. I had no
idea how many yuppies there were in this town who can't
bring themselves to scrub their own toilets but who would
gladly pay me or my girls $75 a half day to do it for them.
The downside is that every week some fresh disaster
strikes. Either a heavy-duty vacuum cleaner bums out a
motor, or one of the girls (most of whom are at least
fifty) throws out her back, or some old biddy calls to
complain we waxed her no-wax floor. Kind of makes you long
for a nice dean Friday-night domestic knifing.
The disaster du jour on this particular Monday was three
clients who expected the House Mouse to show up this
morning, and there I was with most of my mice out of
commission.
Edna pulled the appointment book away from me and squinted
at it through her bifocals. She's too vain to admit she
needs glasses, so she makes do with these $4.99 K-mart
specials. She tapped a pencil against her teeth, a sign of
deep thought.