Beth dipped her head and slid her shades from her forehead
to the bridge of her nose. It was out of habit—not
necessity. There wouldn’t be any photographers in the
parking lot of her gynecologist’s office at 7:00 a.m. on a
Saturday.
She’d only been photographed alone once, last summer, when
she went to Riker’s Island after Z punched out a cop at a
concert at Madison Square. The paparazzi caught her speeding
up to the courthouse to post bail, her dirty blonde hair
covering her eyes and tears streaming down her face.
In the doctor’s office, Beth kept her eyes straight ahead,
grabbed a clipboard, scanned it quickly and signed it. She
returned the paperwork to the receptionist, who gave her a
look of half-boredom and half-disdain. Beth wondered if the
look was especially for her. Or if every patient got the
same look. It could have been that she recognized the name
Beth Saddlebrook and wondered what it was like to be married
to someone like Z. Or she could have noticed that she marked
off “specific problem” instead of “general wellness checkup”
as the cause of her visit.
In one of Dr. Hamilton’s examining rooms she sat, her long
legs dangling over the side of the vinyl-covered table. A
nurse came in to ask preliminary questions. Beth told her
she thought she might have a yeast infection; something she
knew was not true. The next nurse gave her a cup for a urine
sample and then took a vial of blood. They’d test it for
whatever they could right in the office and Dr. Hamilton
would look over the results before she came in. She’d be
able to tell Beth what she really needed to know. Sweat
dripped down the small of Beth’s broad back. She was built
like a linebacker—and sweated like one. She wasn’t fat. But
her mother said she came out of the womb as solid as a
concrete wall.
The central air in the doctor’s office made the examination
room feel like the inside of a meat locker. But the beads of
sweat on her forehead kept popping up. It was as if her body
didn’t believe it had escaped from the thick muggy August
heat. Dr. Hamilton didn’t do the courtesy knock. She opened
the door with such force that it banged against the wall and
slammed shut before she was facing Beth.
“You have Trichomonas,” she said and then folded her arms
tight across her chest. Like Beth, Dr. Hamilton, was one of
those white girls from West Virginia who could neck-swivel
better than most black girls from Jersey. And like most
white women with roots in the south, she had a no-nonsense
demeanor that belied her ethnicity. She had been Beth’s
first and only gynecologist. She’d known her since she was
12. Beth pretended to be shocked and confused, raising a
hand to her mouth and looking around the tiny room as if the
explanation to her latest malady could be found in the glass
container of cotton balls or the box of disposable gloves.
“You haven’t had enough Beth?” Dr. Hamilton’s eyes bored
holes into the top of her head. “Will you leave him before
or after he gives you H.I.V.?” Beth flipped her head up to
the ceiling and then leveled it at Dr. Hamilton. “My period
is late,” she said. “I thought I should come in because–”
Dr. Hamilton let out a loud rush of breath–a snort that had
tinges of a scream. She turned her back on Beth and went to
the door.
“Yeah, she said with a tinge of a scream that sounded like a
snort.
“You’re pregnant too. Get undressed. I’ll be back to examine
you.” Beth carefully took off her khaki jumpsuit. It was
made by a company that specialized in outfits for
blue-collar workers: sturdy pants with lots of pockets and
work shirts that came in colors like blue, black and khaki
and could be used for uniforms. Beth had dozens of the
one-piece suits. They were easy, comfortable and hid her
body well.
Beth was from Miracle Run, a mining town in West Virginia.
Halfway between Ragtown and Bula, Miracle Run didn’t quite
live up to its name. No miracles. And nowhere to run.
Nothing but dirt, rattlers and of course coal, a thin layer
hung in the air at all times, clogging your ears, your brain
and your way of thinking. Beth’s four brothers wore the
one-piece work outfits as a uniform. She began to borrow
them at the age of seven. Now, in Dr. Hamilton’s office,
Beth was ten years and five hundred miles away from Miracle
Run. And yet, the need to cover her body remained. She lived
in a McMansion purchased with the profits of her husband’s
tour dates and royalties.
She had a staff of people running her massive house, just
three doors away from Reverend Run. But she still felt like
she needed to protect herself from dirt. In her life, it was
everywhere. She knew women like Kimora Simmons snickered.
But she wore her jumpsuits anyway. And Timberlands too. Beth
closed her eyes tight and stripped off her bra and panties,
stuffing them inside the fold of her jumpsuit. On Oprah,
she’d once heard that almost all women were fussy about the
way they arranged their clothing before a gynecological
exam. No one ever left panties on the outside of that little
sad bundle of clothing. Even though they were about to have
their legs splayed and their orifices probed, somehow
visible underwear would make them feel even more vulnerable.
Beth pulled the gown over her body and scooted her butt down
low to the edge of the table so Dr. Hamilton wouldn’t have
to tell her to.
She stared at the ceiling, calculating. If I’m pregnant, the
baby was conceived in early July. Had to be like the 1st of
the month ‘cause that was the same day Z came back from
Anguilla. She listened closely to see if she could hear Dr.
Hamilton out in the hall. When she was sure she heard
nothing, she hopped up, went into the pocket of her jumpsuit
and took out a crumpled sheet of paper. She positioned
herself back on the table just as Dr. Hamilton did a
courtesy one-knock and came back in. “You’ve had 17 urinary
tract infections,” said Dr. Hamilton, sitting on the wheeled
stool and rolling herself up to Beth. She put Beth’s feet in
the stirrups and snapped on a pair of gloves. “That’s
genetic,” Beth said, bracing herself for the doctor’s touch.
Dr. Hamilton didn’t even pretend she was paying attention.
“You’ve had gonorrhea, syphilis and you may have HPV, which
is the virus that causes cervical cancer. You’ve had seven
yeast infections in the past two years because your husband
refuses to get treated for it so he can stop passing it back
to you.”
Dr. Hamilton did not tell Beth that she was going to put her
hand inside of her. Without warning, her left hand was deep
inside Beth, probing. Her right hand was pressing into her
abdomen. Usually, Dr. Hamilton was quiet during the actual
examination, her head cocked to one side as if she could
hear Beth’s body speaking to her. But this time, she talked
straight through like she was giving a lecture. “You come in
here with things I can treat,” she said, her fingers on
Beth’s cervix. “And then you come in here with things I
can’t. Like herpes. Which by the way, you will have forever,
as I’m sure you know.”
Dr. Hamilton removed her fingers from Beth, peeled her
gloves off and let out a deep sigh. Beth pushed herself up
to a sitting position, trying to keep the gown from slipping
off. “I’m not sure if I can continue to treat you,” said Dr.
Hamilton, looking over Beth’s file. “If you won’t take any
measures to protect yourself and stay healthy, I really
don’t want any parts of–” “How far along am I?” Beth asked.
Dr. Hamilton rubbed one hand over her face, put her
clipboard down on the counter behind her and gave Beth a wan
smile. “About six weeks.” “So that means the baby was
conceived when? Like around the first? It couldn’t be
mid-July right?” Beth’s eyes swept the office for a
calendar. “It would have to be around the first of the
month…” Beth’s mouth was running so fast, trying to get
confirmation that she’d conceived during the right time,
that she forgot about the paper in her hand until Dr.
Hamilton took it away from her. “What is this?” Dr. Hamilton
glanced at the paper and then her face went flush. “A
Chinese birth prediction chart? What the–” Dr. Hamilton
rolled her eyes. “Do I really need to refer you to a
psychiatrist?” “That chart was buried in China 7,000 years
ago and it’s 90% accurate,” Beth said, reaching for the
paper. “I tried it with my mother and me and all my brothers
and it came out right every time.” Dr. Hamilton’s shoulders
slumped. She leaned against the door to the room and
clutched the clipboard to her chest. “You have four healthy
boys,” she said in a soft voice. “Beautiful boys. I
delivered every one of them.” They both exchanged a brief
look. In her third pregnancy, Beth had been pregnant with
twins. Only one survived. Z blamed Dr. Hamilton. Beth did
not. “You can not continue to subject yourself to that man’s
disease-ridden flesh because he wants a little girl. You
just can’t.”
Beth smoothed her hands across her hair, calculating her due
date in her head. She felt it this time. She’d never felt
like she was having a girl. But this time was different.
Beth had read How To Choose The Sex of Your Baby by some guy
named Shettles.
He said that boy sperms were faster and more aggressive so
if penetration was deep, the boy sperms had a head start. If
you just did it missionary style, there was a better chance
for the girls to make it. She’d done everything in the book.
(She didn’t actually have the whole book. She’d never read a
whole book unless it was for school. But she had a
photocopied packet of all the important stuff that she’d
gotten from her best friend Kipenzi. Kipenzi didn’t believe
a word of it but thought it was entertaining). For the past
six months, she’d only let Z have sex on top of her. No
doggie style, ever.
He whined, begged and complained regularly. On one occasion,
when he was drunk, he grabbed her shoulder, forced her onto
her stomach and then put one hand underneath her to lift her
up. She fought her way out of bed and ran into their oldest
son Zander’s room and slept on the floor. 16 year-old Zander
found his father passed out in front of the door to his
brother Zakee’s room, naked and with vomit on his chest and
in his three inch Afro. Zander dragged his father to the
master bedroom before one of the other kids saw him there
and freaked out. She’d had sex with Z every day in the five
days of her ovulation cycle, which meant she had to drive an
hour from home to Electric Lady Studios in the village every
day for a quickie on the couch in the studio lounge.
She’d kept him away from caffeinated beverages, (the
caffeine gave those pesky boy sperms an extra boost), and
she’d douched with water and vinegar right before they’d had
sex. (According to Shettles, the more acidic the woman’s
body, the better chances for having a girl.) Kipenzi had
highlighted one line from the excerpt. Something about the
chances of having a girl being increased if the woman did
not have an orgasm. In the margins of the pages, Kipenzi had
written how do you stop yourself from coming? That was one
tip Beth didn’t have to worry about. She’d had three orgasms
in her life. And none of them were during sex with Z. Or
anyone else for that matter. “Bethie?” Hearing the doctor
call her by her nickname, the name her mother used to call
her, made her head snap up. For a half-second, she thought
it was her mother calling her name and her brain rushed with
an overload of things she would tell her. I have four boys
Mommy. Just like you.
“I’m going to give you a prescription for the Trich. Here’s
some information about it,” she said, pressing some
brochures into her hand. “Are you taking prenatals?” Beth
nodded. She’d be taken a pre-natal vitamin every morning
since she was 15 and Dr. Hamilton told her she was pregnant
with Zander. “I’m going to refer you to Dr. Browning. He’s
just joined this practice and he’s great. I want you to–”
Beth reached out and grabbed Dr. Hamilton’s shoulder. “No.”
Dr. Hamilton kept her eyes on her paperwork. “I really think
he might be a better–” “No.”
The doctor looked into Beth’s face. It was the same round,
pasty face that came into her office in Miracle Run almost
fifteen years ago. At fifteen, Beth had already reached her
full height, nearly six feet tall. Her mother brought her in
after finding her on the living room couch with Z. “Caught
her with that little nigger from New York City down here
visiting family,” her mother said, her fat cheek packed with
tobacco. “Need to know if she’s been fucking. So I can put
her ass out directly.” Beth’s mother told her to do a full
pelvic exam. The young girl screamed bloody murder, bucking
and jumping every time the doctor tried to put the speculum
inside her.
When Dr. Hamilton told Beth’s mother that she was pregnant,
the woman pulled her hand back as far as it would go and
smacked Beth so hard that she rolled off the table and
landed on the floor. Her gown came off and she was naked,
crying and trying to scamper under the table to avoid her
mother’s blows. Dr. Hamilton had to pull the woman off Beth
and have her escorted from the office. Dr. Hamilton never
allowed her back in. But she continued to see Beth through
the pregnancy and delivered her son, Zander, with her
boyfriend Z standing right next to her, cheering her on and
crying at the same time. Then, Dr. Hamilton moved her
offices to New Jersey, escaping coalmine country for her own
reasons. She thought she’d never see Beth again. But two
years later, in came Beth, pregnant for the second time. She
was living in Queens with Z, in an apartment in Fresh
Meadows. She rode up to Dr. Hamilton’s Englewood office in a
new Acura, driven by Z’s manager. A year later, she was
pregnant with twins and being chauffeured to the office in a
Lincoln Navigator. Now, she drove herself, in one of seven
late-model luxury cars, and left the boys with their father
or the nanny. Dr. Hamilton had watched Beth grow up. Like
all of her patients, in some morbid way, she was also
watching her die. But Beth seemed to be looking for a
shortcut. Dr. Hamilton took Beth’s hand off her shoulder and
scribbled something on her clipboard. “Your due date is
early May,” she said. “Make an appointment with the
receptionist for two weeks from today.” Beth nodded and
exhaled. She kept her hands folded in her lap until the door
closed and then reached for her underwear and began to get
dressed. There was a knock and she froze. She grabbed her
jumpsuit and held it up to her body. Dr. Hamilton kept her
body outside the door and let her face peek through. “What
if it’s another boy?” she asked. Her eyebrows were creased.
“It won’t be. The law of averages are on my side,” Beth said.
“And if it’s a boy?” “Z wants a girl so bad that I think he
can will it to happen,” Beth said. “A boy is not an option.
We have four already.”
“Look. It could be a boy,” said Dr. Hamilton. “God is just
fucking with you at this point. You have to decide if you
want to keep creating new life. Or save your own.”
Dr. Hamilton closed the door and Beth pulled her legs
through her jumpsuit and zipped it up. She took out the
elastic holding her hair back, smoothed her hair down with
both hands and then replaced the band. While she reapplied
lip balm, lotion and put on her earrings, she thought about
what Dr. Hamilton said. She knew Dr. Hamilton thought she
was a fool. Not for trying to have a girl. But for trying to
have one with Z. How exactly do you explain to a doctor that
your husband is your hero because you watched him rob
someone in the middle of the day when you were nine years
old? How do you explain what it feels like to see a little
black boy with dusty hair talk shit to the white man who
managed the general store when your own father was scared to
ask his boss for a switch to the day shift? How do you fix
your mouth to explain that the memory of seeing Z crack a
bottle over the back of Leon Tucker’s head for poking Beth
with a stick made you swell with pride years later?
And what about her boys? Z gave her a reason to take them
and run at least once a month. But then what? Then she
became her own mother. What if she couldn’t handle single
motherhood? Her mother had left her father and took all the
kids. A year later, the state had all of the boys and Beth
was pregnant. Beth Saddlebrook had no confidence that she
could raise her boys on her own. If nothing else, Z was
their father. And in some ways, he was her father too. Of
course there were other women. Of course there was drama. Z
was a dog. And as such, he was the leader of their pack.
Four boys and a skittish den mother who kept coming up
pregnant instead of remembering to remove and replace her
Nuvaring. It didn’t make sense. And Beth knew that.
She ambled out of the doctor’s office, her slew-foot gait
making her seem nine months pregnant when she wasn’t even
showing. She left a twenty-dollar bill on the counter and
gestured to a nurse to make sure she saw it. Beth pressed a
button on her cell phone and waited. She put the earpiece
into her ear and took the stairs to the lobby instead of the
elevator so she wouldn’t lose the call. “Who dis?” “Boo,
it’s Beth. Where’s Z?” “He’s in the basement. In the booth.
I’ma tell ‘em to hit you right back.” “No. I need to talk to
him now.” “Beth, he don’t like it when I give him calls in
the booth.” “Boo. It’s an emergency.” “Hold on.” “This is
Dylan, who is this?” Beth rolled her eyes. “It’s me Dylan,
put my husband on the phone.” “Beth can I please have him
call you right back? I’ve been trying to get him to do these
drops for three hours.” “I’ll hold.” Dylan, the other white
girl in Z’s life, the one who always knew where he was,
inhaled and then exhaled hard through her nose. “Fine. Hold
on please.” Beth was two miles away, pulling onto the
freeway when her husband finally picked up. “Who-Is-This?”
“Baby. It’s me.”
“Whats-going-on?-you-aiight-I’m-working-I-can’t-talk.” Z had
a marble-mouth, rapid-fire delivery that made it nearly
impossible for some people to understand him. Sometimes Beth
wondered how he managed to sell ten million records when he
could barely speak clearly. “I just left the doctor. I’m
pregnant.” “Get-the-fuck-out-of-here! God-is-good-baby.
You-know-that? God-is-good.” “I know. It’s just like your
grandmother said. Four boys and then a girl.” There was a
silence on the other line. “You-know-its-a-girl?
How-you-know-already?” “I don’t know for sure. But Z I feel
it this time.” “Yo.
You-know-my-grandmother-was-a-powerful-woman.
She-said-I-wouldn’t-have-nothing-I-really-wanted-til-I-had-a-baby-girl.
You-heard-her-say-that.” “I know,” Beth said, “I remember.
But Z, I mean, even if…” “Don’t-even-play-like-that-mama.
Don’t-fucking-play-like-that.
My-grandmother-predicted-my-mother’s-death.
She-predicted-everything-that-ever-happened-in-my-life-so-don’t-evenfuckingactlikeyoudontknow.
Last-thing-she-told-me-was-that-my-daughter-would-save-my-life.
I-don’t-even-know-what-the-fuck-she-meant.
But-we-gotta-have-a-baby-girl-Beth.” Beth kept her hands
tight on the steering wheel. She heard Z inhale something.
“What was that?”
“A-Newport-baby-just-a-cigarette-calm-down.” Beth took one
hand off the steering wheel just long enough to bite at the
cuticle of her thumbnail. “Are you sure? It’s just a
cigarette?” “DONT-RIDE-ME-Beth” “I’m sorry Z! I’m sorry.
Calm down.” “I-can’t-talk-now. See-you-at-the-house.” “I
love you baby.” “Beth. I-love-you-too.
Sorry-I-yelled.You-feel-okay.You-need-Boo-to-get-you-something?”
“Are you coming home tonight?”
“Yes-baby-I’m-coming-straight-home-to-kiss-both-my-baby-girls.”
Beth looked up into her rearview mirror to see the grin
spreading across her face. She told her husband she loved
him and continued home. He didn’t come home for three days.
Fact: There were other women. Beth knew this. Had always
known it. And she’d turned a blind eye for years. He didn’t
love them. He didn’t need them. He just fucked them. Sex was
always a necessary evil for Beth. She lost her virginity at
12 to a beer buddy of her father’s who thought she was 16.
She’d never had an orgasm with any man. And it scared the
shit out of her when she was able to make it happen on her
own. Sex was what you did to calm your husband down, keep
him home or apologize. It was not for pleasuring yourself.
So he fucked other women. Fine. Beth just didn’t like
blatant disrespect. One night in a hotel? Fine. Two nights
and now the kids need an explanation? Not cool. On the third
night without her husband in bed with her, Beth turned off
Frasier and pulled out her laptop. Her fingers flew over the
keyboard, taking her to all the gossip sites she scoured.
Theybf.com had a huge photo of her best friend Kipenzi
pulling her underwear out of her butt outside of a CVS. Beth
winced, knowing her friend would be mortified.
She scrolled through all the headlines, looking for her
husband’s name. When she reached a story she’d read earlier
that evening, she clicked out and went to mediatakeout
(You’ll never believe who has HERPES and IS SPREADING IT ON
PURPOSE!!!!!!! screamed the headline), then she went to
perezhilton and finally concreteloop.
There, in the upper right hand corner of concreteloop were
three rotating pictures, highlighting the top stories on the
site. A photo came up, under the title Coupled Up! and there
was Z. Beth clicked on the picture, enlarging it. And peered
close at her computer screen. Z was at a nightclub, wearing
clothes Beth had never seen before. He’d often have Boo or
Dylan buy him new clothes to avoid coming home. In the
picture, he had his hand running through his thick Afro
while he leaned over to talk to a woman. The woman was
standing on tiptoe, her hand cupping his ear. His mouth was
wide with laughter. Beth pulled her knees up and settled the
computer on her lap. She brought the screen closer,
practically to her nose, as if she could see down to the
pixels and understand exactly why her husband was bold
enough to be photographed at a club with another woman two
days after she told him she was pregnant for the fifth time.
The woman was small and thin with creamy, cocoa brown skin.
A long sheet of hair hung down her shoulders. One wide brown
eye was visible above her hand. She had on fake eyelashes
and tons of mascara. From her profile, she seemed plain.
This worried Beth. When she saw him hugged up with the cute
ones, she never worried. They weren’t really interested in
Z. Just wanted to get their pictures on the gossip sites. Z
was known to go a week without showering or brushing his
teeth just because. It was the plain ones, like this chick,
that would hold their breath and deal with his stench just
to get pregnant. Z usually tired of his groupies before Beth
could even catch one.
But this one. This one she kept seeing around. Her picture
was up in the studio; there were paparazzi shots of them at
parties, premieres. Boo told Beth he’d been sleeping in the
studio for three nights, overwhelmed by creativity and
recording like mad. It was a lie. Beth knew he was with this
woman. And as always, Z was creeping with a black girl. Beth
tried to convince herself that it didn’t matter. But it did.
She wondered if he was missing something from her. Is that
why he cheated? He loved to run his hands in her stick
straight, naturally blonde hair. He was constantly staring
into her eyes and commenting on how beautiful they were—the
color of the ocean. In bed, he’d hold her hand and point out
the contrasts of their skin. Damn you pale as hell, he would
say, smiling. He said it like it was a complement. Like it
was some worthy feat she’d accomplished down in the Miracle
Run coalmines. So why did he always cheat with Black girls?
Did he want to run his fingers through their nappy, kinky
hair? Did he like to intertwine his hands through fingers
that looked like his? What was it? Beth peered harder into
her laptop and jumped when she heard her phone ring. She
pressed Talk immediately, not taking her eyes off her
laptop. “Yeah?” “Beth, I’m so tired.” “Kipenzi, you okay?”
“No.” Beth moved her laptop to the bed and sat up straight.
“What’s wrong? Where’s Jake?” “Jakes’s in the studio. Beth,
I don’t want to sing anymore.” “Is this about the pictures
online?’
Kipenzi groaned.
“Pictures? From where?”
“Never mind. Are you okay?” “I’m over it Beth,” Kipenzi
said. “I’m really over it. My feet hurt. My throat hurts. I
just want to sleep.” “You need a vacation,” Beth said. “No,
I need a retirement plan.” “Sleep on it Kipenzi,” Beth said.
“Call me first thing in the morning. I’ll bet you’ll feel
different.” Kipenzi hung up and Beth refreshed her Internet
connection and did a final lap across all the gossip sites,
ending at mediatakeout. (DOES she have HEMMERRHOIDS!?!? You
will NEVER BELIEVE who was caught DIGGING UP HER BUTT at a
pharmacy. NASTY!!!! Click here for exclusive photos!!!!!!!)
Beth closed her laptop, slid it into the drawer of her
nightstand and turned to her side, holding her belly as she
slept.