A kid they called The Witness…
Something funny was going on at Carlo’s Pizza. The
way they described Carrie Hall’s accident, it didn’t make
any sense. But it wasn’t my job to worry about it. My job
was to learn to be a pizza driver. There were already
three other black-shirted drivers standing at the front
counter waiting for deliveries, so I got in line behind
them.
The guy standing in front of me turned around, took
my empty pizza bags from me, and stacked them on the pile
of empty bags that was sitting on the far left of the
counter. He was a weird-looking little kid, maybe
nineteen, twenty, skinny, with brown hair sticking out
every which way from under his black Carlo’s cap. When he
copped a look up at me, checking out the new guy, it seemed
like his eyes weren’t quite right.
“Who are you?” he asked belligerently.
“Terry Saltz,” I told him, looking down my chest at
him, and trying not to let my voice sound any friendlier
than his did. “Who are you?”
“Ed Hanus,” the kid said nastily. “I suppose
you’re taking Carrie’s place.”
“I suppose I am.”
He grimaced. “I’d rather have Carrie back.”
I shrugged. “People in hell want ice water.”
He blinked up at me. “Carrie was pretty. I was
gonna ask her out.”
I said, “Well, dude, now you got me. So, whatcha
got in mind? Dinner and a movie?”
He got a horrified look on his face and snapped
around to face the counter. The driver in front of him was
just moving away with his stack of deliveries. Ed edged
past me cautiously with his own stay-warm bags, and I
stepped up.
I was chuckling. “What’s that little Ed guy’s
deal?” I asked the dispatcher.
“Ed?” He gave me a puzzled look. “Oh, you mean
the Witness. That’s
what we call him because he mainly just stands around and
watches everyone else work. Ignore him. He’s a little
creep.”
The little creep was about to get himself murdered,
but of course we didn’t know that then.