Excerpt of It's Not About the Accent by Caridad Ferrer

"You got everything?"

I slammed the back hatch on my aged-but-not-so-old-it-was- actually-cool Forester and turned to face my best friend. "Yes, Mom," I drawled.

Amy wrinkled her nose in that cute way she had. "Bitch," she replied in a decidedly not cute voice. It's what threw people -- the acid tone coming from that sweet little face and petite body. Well, the tone and the scary intelligence. Neither of which threw me, mostly because we'd known each other since the playpen, so I just laughed.

"Takes one to know, et cetera, et cetera."

"Yeah, yeah." She waved her hand and made a pfft noise. She wasn't impressed by me, either. "So seriously, Caro, do you have everything?"

I glanced again into the full-but-not-stuffed back of the wagon. "Pretty much. It's only a summer session, Ames."

"True," she agreed, "but you still have to have the essentials."

Holding up my hand, I began ticking off on my fingers, "Laptop, iPod and portable speakers the 'rents gave me for graduation, coffeemaker -- "

"Books?" she broke in.

"Books," I reassured her, glancing over my shoulder at the three boxes stashed in the back of the Forester. Couldn't go anywhere without the books. "Makeup and other beauty essentials and, of course, the cute summer wardrobe."

At that, she sighed.

"Don't start with me, Amy -- you helped me pick out half that stuff."

"Under duress." Yeesh, but the frown looked so wrong on that cute face.

"Bite your tongue. Spending money on our dads' credit cards is never an 'under duress' situation."

"Well, no..." For a second the frown gave way to a smile, then melted away again. "You're really, really going to do it -- go through with this boneheaded scheme."

Here we went...again. I took a deep breath and launched into the argument I'd been perfecting over the better part of the last six months.

"Think of it as playing a part, Ames. I mean, I'm a theater major, right?" I hit a pseudo-drama queen pose, which elicited another smile. Dropping down to the grass and crossing my legs, I waited for Amy to join me, chin on her upraised knees, same way we'd sat facing each other...forever, practically. "I mean, really, how is it any different from when Renée Zellweger and her American accent went incognito at a London publishing house for Bridget Jones?"

"Aside from the fact that you're not getting paid a metric buttload of cash and aren't likely to score an Oscar nom?"

I stuck my tongue out at her. "Then think of it as exploring my roots."

"Oh, bullpuckey. What roots, Caro? You're basing all of this on the background of one relative -- two generations removed."

"You're forgetting the part where she's the only relative I've ever felt a real connection with," I reminded her, my throat closing up at the thought of Nana Ellie.

Nearly five years she'd been gone and I still missed her so much. Her cooking and her soft perfumed hands and her stories of adventure and the constant assurances that I'd have my own when the time came.Well, dammit, it was time. I'd been patient and everything, marking off every year until I turned eighteen, which was when she'd set out on her first adventure -- and which, as it so happened, had turned out to be a total slam dunk. So who better to emulate, right?

"Look, I'll grant the connection is important," she admitted, "but the total truth is, your roots are in the same place mine are, Caro. Right here in Hampshire where both our families have been forever. The way you talk about it, you'd think it was a leper colony or something."

"Only if lepers are boring."

"It is not boring." She cranked up the indignant on the tone. "It's got that whole quirky, Pleasantville-meets- Northern Exposure vibe going for it."

"The Spiritual Life Holistic Center sharing space with Temple Beth Shalom in the former Catholic church does not, in and of itself, a quirky vibe make."

"Oh, come on."

Eh, she had a small point, if I were honest. "All right, well, maybe a little."

Because while it was weird as hell watching people trying to hold tree pose while serenely facing off with some stained-glass saint or another, I couldn't deny it did give us a uniqueness that most of the other burgs around these parts couldn't claim. Not that that was saying much - - northeast Ohio just wasn't exactly a hotbed of exotic.

"Caro, look...not that I'm trying to preach or tell you what to do -- "

"Of course you are."

"Okay, maybe just a little." She stared down at her hands, then back up at me. "Or maybe I'm just still trying to understand why being from Hampshire is such a bad thing. I mean, it's not like it's the only thing that's ever going to define you."

"I don't know," I answered after a long moment, shaking my head. "Right now, it's the sole basis for how everyone sees me. My whole life, it's been the sole basis for how everyone sees me. Caroline Darcy, sixth-generation Hampshire girl, nice Hampshire girl, never gives her folks any trouble, a bit quiet, unless she's on the stage, then she's a pretty fair little mimic. Maybe she'll come back and help run the community theater after she's done with college."

I shook my head again. "I just feel like if I don't look for something different, Ames, if I don't fight to get out, it'll end up being the only thing that defines me."

Fiddling with the beads studding her flip-flops, Amy said, "I don't think you give people around here enough credit."

"Oh yeah?" The heat started prickling along my neck and shoulders. "People around here -- they think they know me, no matter what I do. I could dress in a grass skirt and do the hula on the Village Green in the dead of winter and the most I'd get is patted on the head and told how sweet that is and does my daddy know I'm outside without my coat?" The heat faded as I sighed and looked down the shady street toward the Village Green, just visible, two blocks away. And not far past that, on the corner of Main and Third, my family's pharmacy and oldfashioned soda shop that we'd owned for -- guess what? -- six generations.

"I mean, no one here will ever see me as anyone other than Jimmy and Nancy's little girl or James's little sister." Staring down at my Keds, I added, "I want more than that."

"You know, I'm going to skip the whole 'you're already more and you should know that and that's what's really important' thing because you wouldn't believe me anyway." Amy popped up and started pacing in front of me, her flip- flops snapping against her heels in a way that made me think even they were annoyed. "But going off to college and pretending to be Cuban? Isn't that a little extreme in the redefinition department?"

"It's not pretending." I shrugged and pulled at the summer- dry blades of grass by my feet. "Not really."

"Caro -- " She dropped back down in front of me. "One relative -- one -- " She held up her index finger, making sure I was getting it. "Two generations back. Even if it was Nana Ellie and she was the coolest, it's what? One- eighth of your background?"

"It feels right," I insisted with another shrug.

"I don't get it," she said with a sigh, dropping her chin back to her knees.

"I know."

Wasn't so sure I totally got it, either, but I wasn't bullshitting her. Tapping into my Latin roots, however thin they were -- reestablishing that connection to Nana Ellie -- I couldn't imagine any other adventure being more exciting. Even if it didn't involve Russian dukes.

A few hours later I cruised over the final rolling hill singing along to the Shakira blaring from the stereo as I turned through the brick-and-iron gates that formed the main entrance to the University of Southern Ohio. (Go, Fighting Cougars, although God knows when anyone actually saw an actual cougar around here. I'm just sayin'.)

Anyhow, it was just me making the trek to Middlebury, a little corner of hilly real estate situated in that no- man's-land near the Pennsylvania and West Virginia borders. Mom and Dad had offered to come with, but I'd said, no, not necessary. I mean, not like this was the real deal or anything. Was just a summer session -- I wouldn't even be living in the residence hall I was booked into for the regular school year, so it was more like going off to camp for six weeks.

Dad was actually kind of relieved when I said I was good driving down by myself since summer was such a busy time at our pharmacy, what with kids out of school and all the tourists who blew through Hampshire for the Colonial charm and obscure battlefields, and the National Park complete with rolling hills, flora and fauna, and tons of hiking and bike trails for the getting-close-to-Mother Earth thing. We were a prime "educational vacation" destination - - the kind of place where people killed a day so they could feel all virtuous before heading up to Cleveland and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or down to Canton and the Pro Football Hall of Fame. And since tourists seemed to have a way of getting sick and/or injured, Dad always had plenty to occupy his time. So he calmed Mom down, since she was bummed at not getting to see one of her babies settled at college, and reassured her they'd help me do the big, official freshman year move-in come fall semester.

Which would be good, since I think we'd already dealt with the worst of the "going away to school" stuff.

Because you see, just because he was cool with my being Independent Girl didn't mean my father didn't give me a big old "drive safe, be safe" lecture, complete with an AAA card and a jumbo box of Trojans, spermicidal lubricant and everything.

"Honestly, you'd think I wouldn't have been so surprised seeing as he pulled the same stunt when James went off to Ohio State four years ago," I'd spluttered to Amy on the phone about ten seconds after Dad closed my bedroom door behind him, mission accomplished.

"Yeah, but James is a guy and the firstborn and all that good stuff," Amy pointed out. "Not a surprise you got sort of blindsided."

"No kidding. I mean, considering it was M...